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Show H Understood. 1'rofessor I'opover for an hour hi been. patiently explaining to bis youu-; son the theory of evolution In all V ramifications, and at last he decided to see If the lad waa understand lu everything clearly. "Now, Jack." he asked, "have 1 made plain to you the great fact of tho evolution of sperles?" J -Yes. father, I think so." was tho youtiKSter's reply. Hefore I was born you were a monkey." Father Cot His. "Sirrah!" thundered her father, "were you kissing my daughter w hens' I came in Jun now?" "You bet!" chirped up the uA sbaslied suitor, "and It's up to you to apologize for butting In!" His Escape. f "Single banded." boasted praggon. who c laimed once to have b! a sol-dler, sol-dler, "I at one time succeeded in making mak-ing an entire enemy run." "Gracious!" ejaculated the yount woman whom he had A.'ted for aa sudltor. "did they ca'tb0U?" Had it ryd. "Now." exclaltaeJ.MUa Leftover, as , she set the dlctagripn in place behind the sofa, "no tr r Is going to get . away without aytat giving me material ma-terial for a breach of proml suit!" 1 Bsffled. " You aay, persisted hubby, "that very memer of your Suffragette . rluh waa present, yet you could hold . no meet la gT" "WPJi every one present." repllej 1 wlfey, 'there was no one of us to talk pbout. silly!" ' f Whin H Cat Them. frost Where do you gel your hats. . .! man? , Know At cafes, usually. Put one or twW-e I ve been lucky enough to ' exchange at church- 1 A Household Secrtt. 1 "I can t get the angar to sUck to ' th doughnuts." ' - know a good scheme, but don't, ' tell anybody " '"Very weil." -Us a little library past Kaa ! City Journal 1 Keep It Dark. 1 "Saw Miss Footlights this morning. 1 I was terribly dlsapolnted la her an- ' pearsnca- Off stsge sh Is a frlgM." ' "No doubt. Remember, aoa. ar ' at supposed to shin only at algtu" |