Millard County Chronicle | 1915-08-26 | Page 5 | [Untitled]

Another Little Bedtime Story. "Good" gracious!" cried Peter Rabbit, Rab-bit, "what is the cause of that uproar going on up in the air? There! That was the S. O. S. call! Somebody must be in trouble, and " "Oh, that is old Doc Stork," replied Sammy Jay. "He is carrying twins to the wildcat's house, and the dear little lit-tle strangers do not wish to go." Kansas City Star. On the whole, it is better for the small boy to soil his fingers with mamma's mam-ma's jam than to have them blown off by the cannon cracker. Ordinarily a young man refers to his father as "the old man." Cut if he desires to he particularly polite, he refers to him as "the old gent." The United Stales produces more talc and soapstone than all of the rest of the world combined.