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Show Choice of Evila. A shoemaker In Kansas City had a algn above his door which read "A. Swindler." One day a gentleman gentle-man came In and aaid: "Why don't you put your given name on that algn Instead of your Initials? People will think you are I rosue " "Why, dot would make It worse said tbe shoemaker. "It la Adam." National Monthly. Extras. "This bill of yours," said the convalescent con-valescent to bis doctor, "is outrage-aus! outrage-aus! Why, It makes me fairly boil!" "Then." aaid the doctor calmly, "I must add $i to It for sterilizing your iyatom." Against His PrincJe. "My grocer won't sue me If t don't pay hi in." "llow' that?" "Hci never adopts legal measure." Judge. Did He Take the Hint? They were enjoying a motor ride and had Just entered a country road. "May I kiss your band?' be asked, a little confusedly. She removed her veil "No." ahe rep led; "I have my glovea on." Llppincolt'a Magazine. He Was a Week Older. "Ixjok here, my loy, you were here only lat week, and I told you I wanted an older boy for the Job." "I kuow, air that why 1 am here now." Thankful. "I am lucky In being taken 111 here In Now York, Instead of being laid up anywhere else." "Ah!" aaid tbe doctor. "Ye. For all tbl money I'll have to pay yon I'd have to be HI anywhere else for more than two month Of Course 'That man across the street there is some pumpkins. He has a pull with tbe governor." "You don't aay! Who I be?" "Ill dentist." The Right Dope. Ob. George!" wailed Mr. De Fluff. "Fido has Just bea run over by a taxi! What on earth ahall I do?" "Humph!" replied her unsympathetic unsympa-thetic huuby. "you'd better send for a taxl-dermut." Used to it. Officer Now you git out ' here, young lady or you'll Und in tbe work-bouae! work-bouae! Striker I aio't afraid of the work-bouae. work-bouae. I've been la a workhouse ever since I started to work! The Maeeea, |