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Show i Child Logic. Freddie wanted his pie first, and being be-ing the youngest of a family of five he got It. "You eat backwards," was his mother's comment as she placed it before him. The young philosopher fell into a brown study, from which he waa only 3 aroused by the sight of more pie, now 1 brought In for the elders. ) "Mother," he said, "what's back-; back-; wards? If I put my shoe on wrong, Is l that backwards?" ; "Yes." "If I sit this way" and he deliber-' deliber-' ately turned his back to the table . "Is that backwards?" "Yes." "Well, I wasn't sitting like that when I ate my pie." Sorry He Spoke. "I object to coming after the trained baboons." "You're right," said the manager. "Crowding similar acts together is al-: al-: ways a mistake." There are more ways of deserving punishment than there are of escaping escap-ing it. |