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Show A Protest. "I appeal to you as a statesman " "Don't dig up that statesman rumor about me just now," interrupted Senator Sena-tor Sorghum. "I'm a statesman most of the time. But with several conventions conven-tions looming up in the near future and i large following of practical citizens o satisfy, I want to go on record as a politician." IP YOC OR ANY FRIEND iuffer wkli Rheumatism or N'eurilis, acute or urouie, write for uiy FItEE BOOK on Iihemna-lsia Iihemna-lsia Its Cause and Cme. Most oiulerful boolt :v-er written, it's absolutely TREE. Jesse A. Jase, Dept. O. W., Brockton, Mass. Adv. Hippopotani Can Run. In spite of its clumsy build, the hip lopotamus can trot fast. That is why le was given the name of river-horse. The hippo's feet are kept far apart by he wide body and make paths with a :tdge down the middle, so as to be rec-gnizable rec-gnizable at once. They swim well, rat go at their greatest speed when hey can gallop along the bottom in hallow water. They can stay under vater a long time, and when they come o the surface they send little jets of pray from their nostrils. The cow is levoted to the calf. The young one tands on her back as the mother iwims. Irt-iportant to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle of ASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for nfanta and children, jind see that it Signature of iM n Use for Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria Judging by Conditions. "Sin, my dear pupils," said Deacon Barnes to his Sunday school class, "is he legacy of Adam." And the bright boy in the class re-narked re-narked that that was probably the ilrst case on record where a will was not broken. "Yes," said the deacon, "but it should be remembered that there was enough to go around. I don't remember remem-ber hearing of anybody who didn't receive re-ceive his share of the inheritance." Economy. "You spend entirely too much money on dress," said the man of th.i house. 'That simple little frock Mrs. Smythe wore last night looked a great deal better than that elaborate gown of yours." "Of course it did, my dear," replied bis wife sweetly. "That simple little frock, as you call it, cost three hundred hun-dred dollars, while mine cost only a hundred and fifty." "Well, for tho love of Mike, go out and buy one about twice as elaborato as the one you've got. Maybe you can get it for nothing." |