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Show Not For Willie. A country woman and bor little boy w ere visiting I ho city, and whllo Feeing sights of the place, the mother's mo-ther's eye wa attracted by the showy display of Bluffed animals in a taxidermist' shop window. "Let's co In here and see what we can pet for you, Willie." said the mother. "Sure, ma, and " Ills eyo full upon a sign, over the shop dmtf, which read: ")t u tan your hide." "Oh, no, no ma let's don't gt l there: I pet 'nun of that at home," he cried excitedly, and they pusBod by tho taxidermist's Bhop. Straight Down. Passenger "Er how far are we from land, Cap?" Captain "About a mile.' Passenger "A mile? Why, I can't see It." Captain "No; the water's U j deep." Puck. |