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Show The Grab One Boys The 0. Z. O. Club needed taking tak-ing down a bit anyway. Served 'em right, Got to niffy. Yell the boys took a reef out of their sails alrightee. They just started start-ed a club of their own. Surrounded Surround-ed with mystery, for men only, with dreadful initiatory, like winter. This club is on you before be-fore you know it; launched and under full sail. Girls of the 0. Z. 0. Club we have the honor of introducing the G. 0. B's. I received an invitation to attend at-tend a meeting, carefully and adroitly worded that I was a visitor only, and not a member, so wishing to explore the unknown, un-known, I wafted thenceward, under the guardian care of B. Faust and B. Gardner. Soon we were joined by other B's, namely Norm Gardner, Willis Lyman, Rich, Clyde Bunker, Cyl Guff, Glenn Stewart, and fore-vvith fore-vvith scanning the horizon to make sure that men only were thereabout then began the mystery. Each was toted forth ward and walked a plank, while his fate, if he broke his vow, curdled the blood and froze his spirits like a north blizzard. Then leaving his past sins some took Sapilo to it and even then-well then-well I didn't mention any names did I?-, they went through other oth-er stunts that I must not divulge di-vulge nor won't. Now a reward is offered to the 0. Z. 0. member who can un-fathom un-fathom the deep secrecy of the name of this aggregation of Belzebub; no such common stuff as Grand Order of Bachelors, Bache-lors, Gay old Boobs, nor the like of that will be considered worthy of the boys. As I came over the brow of the hill to the try-sting try-sting place a shout of warning went up and the alarm spread like wild fire; then a challenge was shouted by guards, and when they replied He's "Grabbed One," the hub-bub ceased and pandemonium took to the grease-woods; grease-woods; then as the silence settled set-tled down like the gloom of married mar-ried life, all with a hip-hip-hooray yelled, GRAB ONE BOYS. So girls of the 0, Z. 0. Club, keep together in groupes, or one of these bandits will keep his vow. Submit your guess of the name and report all failures to Grab One of You. Frank Beckwith. |