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Show War and Necessity. Assuming an air of sage importanc the fat plumber ejaculated: "War la a necessity." "Pooh! How do you ninke that out?" demanded the Ihin carpenter,, deprecatingly. "Did you read that Edison is going: to devote his energies to American protective measures in time of war?" "Yep. What of 11?" "That proves my contention." "How?" "War makes inyention. necessary, doesn't it?" "I suppose so." "And necessity is the mother of in vent ion ?" "Huh!" "Therefore war and necessity are synonymous." The thin carpenter is still thinking it over. Youngstown Telegram. |