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Show PLACE TO FIND IT. IIoe I'm looking for a cold March. Wlae Well, why don't you go to Greenland! - Millions of Red Crott Seals on Sale. Over MJ.OOO.OOO Ked Cross Christ mas seals are now on sale In almost every large city and nearly every state In the United States. The pr reeds go for the benefit of the antituberculosis anti-tuberculosis movement In the community commu-nity where the seals are sold. Ho carefully has the sale been organized throughout the country that with the exception of the stales of Florida. Oklahoma, Nevada and Idaho, lied Cross seals will be on sale In almost every city, town, village and hamlet In the United States and even tn Hawaii, Porto Itlco and the Canal Zone. Retort Diacourteous. Stranger (looking at the taximeter) Nine dollars and fifty centa! I told you I wanted to come In the most direct di-rect way, and I think you've bet driving me round about , Cabby Hound about, eh? You ought to have hired an aeroplane. Judge. Able Work. Filklns Thought you Intended to sell your suburban home? Wilikins I did, until 1 read the alluring allur-ing story my advertising man wrote; then I decided to keep it myself, Judge. He Answered Truly. Father How It is that I find you klnslng my daughter? Answer me, sir! How Is It! Young Man Fine, sir; fine! Satire. Mrs. Wlnalow a Soothing arrop for Cblldrva leeibltig, euftene tha guma, rrdurae Inflamsin-Uuo.allaapsla.euraevladeollcSSca Inflamsin-Uuo.allaapsla.euraevladeollcSSca buttle Ma, It seems the irony of fate that while the grass widow Is In clover, the real widow rhould be In weeds. |