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Show LITTLE ESSAY ON "CULTURE" From Writer's Observations It Would Seem He Is Not Fvorably Impressed Im-pressed With It. Culture is that which makes some men wear their hair long. The Germans Ger-mans spell it with a "K." The hotbed of culture is college hall. It may be discovered lurking in almost all of the halls there. Red neckties and velvet vel-vet coats are always associated with culture. Being properly endowed with the aforesaid culture, one Is able to have a horrible desire to make America over, with the sleeves rolled up and the arm bared. If you have culture, It givos you a license to come into class late and to wear tortoise-shell tortoise-shell glasses. Incidentally, It might be said that the acquiring of the T. S. specs is the first step In the process of culture. It has been hinted that culture is found in the library, but cultured cul-tured ones claim that Is not the real variety but rather the canned variety. va-riety. We have seen and heard some of the cultured ones about our corridors corri-dors and have come to the conclusion that if what we have seen is real culture, cul-ture, we will take fish. Pennsylvania Punch Bowl. |