Show r L' L EDITOR AND L. L D TEACHER fo i. i DIG Jim Ur UP A ARKIE UKIE 1 j V r Elder Indian Raises 1 Ruction In 1 I School Wow Pow When Scott Scot t Digs Up lip Indians Indian's Gl Grandfather CHIEF ON R RAMPAGE Ar PAGE 1 M f j jR SCALPS THREE i r 4 Geronimo Nelson and Prank Frank 1 Deckwith Beckwith Senior planned a trip t to Beaver Deaver Bottoms to catch some Arkie Arki e alive they were to be piloted pilote 1 to a a. good field by hy old Chief but about an hour before beCore e the time set set some whito white man sold tho the old fellow a bottle of Whoop la Medicine and when the old codger codger codger cod cod- ger showed up he was lit to the lid lid had skids on on soused or whatever er you call It He went on the wa war warpath warpath r path and began dancing the S Scalp alp Dance When he had worked up a high frenzy he burst into the powwow powwow pow pow- wow wow ran up to aisle on the way to the stage and scalped three Juniors on the way tucking their scalps into his belt belt belt- beltHe He Heap p Big Dig o othe on n the War Var Path Scalp a KIddo was the refrain of his s curdling blood-curdling yells He piloted the editor and Scout t Geronimo t to the proper proper place to dig and at the tho first the editor edito r uncovered a recent Arkie freshly done with a green cabbage cabbag cabbagehead e head bead and upon study found It la labelled labelled labelled la- la belled A moment later lai laid d bare baro a poor poor tiny little girl a we wee e tot tot with her head loose wobbling g first this way and then that turning g which way Just Just like Delta Delt a girl said head all turn with beaux first this way and then th that t way twisting it back an anforth and d forth in h hid bands Seeking tho the cause of the little girls death with a loud bang t to the floor out dropped from the poor poo r childs child's stomach A PETRIFIED D BISCUIT BISCUIT A A petrified biscuit made In the Domestic Science cafeteria cafeteria cafeteria cafe cafe- teria of the D. D H H. S. S S.- S. enough t to tokUl kill kUl even an an adult And the poor poo r kid had gulped that down In a thirty y minute lunch to her death loath No wonder Scout Geronimo Nelson had his own tools to dig with with with- And such sucha a SHOVEL And such a Coal Hod to lug the swag away in Zowie But Dut Scout G. G got to digging and uncovered skull a Whoop lOW lOW- wow wow Ow-wow ow how-ow yelled Um Um- That my Put him b bay And the old fellow punctuated it with a war whoop and sundry brandishing of Tomahawk and Bowie Dowie Knife Evidently the Pah hadn't all worked off yet Pah for water In ninny for tor fire Pah Pah Whoop Whoop-la Medicine Indian go a- a downa downy Santa Pawla get a b bottle o Come-a Come home-a home holla He was sure cross about it But he be was somewhat mollified when l Dobson peeled a for the Old and Bull Dull Gote Goto ran to tho the spring got water In a coffe pot to quench the inner inper burning These favors kinda kinds melted the old fellows fellow's wrath and ho bo consented to limber up in talk Following up showed showed showed show show- ed the Indian for Juniors JunIors Jun how to get arrow arrowheads eads from the horned toads Giggly squaw make Indian heap hot WOW He chased a horned toad around the stage and showed em how you can- can nt ketch em that way with flattery ho he had it up on its hind legs grinnin like a chessie-cat chessie Then he yanked off a bit of red yarn from Crom a garter tied it around the anImals anImal's animals animal's an an- imal's neck complimented it on its teeth and at the first thunder storm the horned toad grabbed out a handful handful handful hand hand- ful of arrow heads which are really Horned Toad and strewed them around on the ground for Cor that truthful that nice editor who says such pretty things pointed with pride to his make make- make up p saying Big Chief civilized civilized cir not Savage pointing In fact he said he was dress dressed d just lust like white woman Show garter As his Pah ran down the theold theold old Chief wished to make up for his excesses and proposed to smoke the Peace Pipe with the Savage Chief and even bury the tho hatchet on the stage with proper ceremony We are Indebted to Scout Geronimo Geroni- Geroni mo for a half hour of fun Thanks |