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O To the Editor J I hope you bo boy and girl reader wont won't be bored on acct ot of me writing the events on Lon Longs Long's s 's Island every little wile vile but really do happen here that I 1 dont don't believe they happen no- no wheres else Like for tor last the tbs other evening I was setting at home working line Q a dog though 1 never yet Jet reen a dog that done any real work but any ways S a prominent citizen who his name 1 wont won't mention but he was Wi a delegate at large to a ot of paper hangers and he be called up ep and says SIlS I 1 aw W coming over oie to see au you and bring 2 frIends So I 1 ia says pl please a dont don't come COUle right DOW as I 1 am workIng and besides which I aint neither dressed or shaved sha Hut he be rays we will be be rJ right ht over so 80 what was thi they left to do only for me for tOI to get dressed as soon loon II Sit as 1 possible and did not have bave time to shave Well the they come over and 1 met them themon on the porch find and served them A couple ot of Ice cold drinks ot of one kind another and one ot of hIs friends was a gill gal and the other othel was a man mim and he be Introduced introduced intro intro- me to the ia gal but did not uy say nothing about out the man So we set el down It a wile and oud to make conversation conversa conversa- tion I sa says s 's well It If I had bad ot of knew v that I going to have company I would ot of sha shaven en myself Where as the stranger er to who I bad not been introduced says laY walt wait a min ute and leapt up and went out to the prominent citizens citizen's car and brought III u Ills his satchel which contained a full tull kit and he be come In and stropped his Jils razor and asked me where I 1 kept the hot water and I says laYS we live II In a kind ot of out ot of the way WOl place aut dont don't have i no hot water so 10 he be says SUS aU all right I will shave you with lee Ice water So he shaved me on the porch and the passers by was certainly cere astounded and laId Bald what a aswell swell guy that murt be to have a barer bar bar- her er come cowe and sha shave 0 him bim on his own porch Afterwards It developed that this party to who I 1 bad not been introduced intro intro- was the prominent citizens citizen's en personal personal per per- barber and the reason he b. hadnot had bad not Introduced me to him wu was because be- be cause couse he dId not Dot know bit bb name Well either that nIght or the nest neat nIght they was some company come comein In Inand and one ot of them wu was J Jules i who Is Florence Moore husband and aud lom somebody body suggested a lame game ot of brIdge and as bad luck would have bATe It I 1 got Mr for Cor a partner and the dealer dealt and passed and It was waa my ml bid and I 2 spades and the lady on OD my left passed paned and my ml partner part part- ner doubled As tar far as J 1 was con concerned that wu was wua wasa a brand new convention ud and for tor a minute I was But Dut the others did not seem to think nothing much about it so O t 1 redoubled and they left me In and I made 2 spades which was doubled and redoubled by bl m my partner and 1 so we made made a whole bole lot 10 lotmore more than It if we bad just Ut played it II plain 2 s1 spades You learn every day Well the bridge game iAme finely Bnell broke up In n a terrible row cow and we decided to play to-play play charades at whom l I am a mu mas- ter The dear Idear was to aln the names Damel of prominent people In Great Neck ot of who they are n a great many and I wont won't tell what other charades people give because they were not to good lood but butwill butwill will give you one ot of WI my own I SOs says tilLs this Is the nome name ot of a prominent prom prom- actress who has bas been both ou on the stage and on the crean and ale al alewa wa ways s 's wears pretty clothes Her earns Dam L I In 5 syllables The first syllable lIable is L I In 5 syllables The first syllable lIable is the letter In n the alphabet and Isa t. t a consonant The second syllable w to visualize The third syllable was Wal the past tense ot of the preposition for tor Th The fourth syllable was a German and the fifth syllable was his bo boy After Atter several ceral hours they III all live give up The nD answer was ElsIe Ferguson Virtually VIr- VIr everybody laughed except Frank Craven Well one day we wei t over to the foals Ot of a aJ gals gals' tennis match matches which they held them at Forest Bills BUI and It you fOU COD can had find tiDY any forest or any anI bills bUl you are a 0 better man than I am Emile Coue but any ways woys that is I. what they thel call It and the finals was between a avery avery very young gal from El PaiO and anether an ether not so young gal ial from and aud the tho El EI Paso 1880 gal kind ot of romped In so I made the remark that bat youth will be served and her whom I 1 laughIngly laugh call my wife said yes Ie but It I is even worse when she doing the serving ef herself GIrls will be girls That la 18 about aU all the news new that has bu happened on Long Island bland since IDee l I seen lleen you OU lust and I 1 hope bope you aint bored with It but U It so 10 will m give you th the e that you wont won't bear nothing noth- noth ing In wore bout about It for tor a wk at the outside c to tit Or lb Bil t in |