Show NO DIARY FOR FOB HIM One Experience Enough for Mr Wilbur J In Common With Most Moat People That Bug Had Bitten Him Once and arid With Emphasis He Declares Declarer Never Neve Again As the 7 15 neared the time station BIN BU lers reached Into his pocket and drew forth a little leather covered book lIe He shook down his fountain pen and wrote Day sunny Bunny Had Bad apple pie and cheese for tor breakfast Feeling fine Baby fell and skinned his HT UI nose Wife wants a new dress like sample In vest pocket Rent due next nest week Not feeling as well as I did I 1 see said Killers Killers' friend Wilbur glancing over his shoulder er that you keep a diary Dont you ou keep a diary asked hers lors placing his daily dally record back in its resting placeIt placeIt place It If I 1 keep a n diary I lose It replied Wilbur paradoxically und and to keep a diary lury that hut you'd eventually lose is bad business I III used to keep a diary At one onetime onetime onetime time It was my pet hobb hobby Id I'd buy the fanciest gilt edged little book I could find make a few entries and und lose It imme Immediately lately It was very annoying I III used to make my ell entries too Inti Inti- mate You know how it Is All diarists dia dla- diarists do o the same thing While a n diary Is In close communion with ones one's soul for a time the day comes when it faces the world Imagine the foolishness of at a man who writes the following In a diary that he knows hell he'll eventually lose It Called on Mary Jane last night That she will accept me for better or worse I have no doubt Carrie will rave when hen she hears of my engagement engagement engage engage- ment to Mary Jane I wrote It Another entry read rend What a day I haven't ha a n cent to my credit at the bank And nd yet the world looks upon me as an example of at prosperity I hope I can keep up the time blurt blur until the tailor has bas my wedding outfit delivered I should worry when Mary Janes Jane's dad has a cool million Oh boy I IThe The last notation I made was on a Friday the and while not of at a superstitious nature a n strange feeling permeated my soul as I penned the following following following fol fol- fol- fol lowing II For a wedding present I believe elleve Mary Janes Jane's pa will give glye her at least In n cash or collateral While the old man could easily afford more to begin with I feel that more will come later I 1 think me Why shouldn't he I dropped the diary on Mary Janes Jane's sun porch as I went away that night and when I discovered my loss you yon can cnn Imagine my feelings Awful to contemplate I I exclaimed r. r BI ra Mary 1 ary Jane found t d i ir and i sn U oft off oft HI Ill venture Ventura No said Wilbur Mary banes Jane's little brother found It It find and being a businesslike Uke little chap held it up for fora a 10 ransom |