Show j j IC r- r SCIENTIST N 4 W i r. r c. c WI t TOGO BECOMES A FIRE HERO 1 F Hon lIon Dear Sir Another place where I am habitually absent can be found at homo home of Hon lIon Mrs 1 Mr Ir Susan J. J Fogg Turnverein Conn Conti I was as burnt away from that place because of oC m my heroism I tell ten you how was This Mrs Fogg lady reside with her husband and In a residence resi resl dence dente which are arc covered with extremely wooden decorations which talented sculptors have cut out with saws She say it is one Queen Annie house Perhaps Per Per- haps so 80 It t is is Maybe this Annie were empress of Coney Conoy Island to build such merry architecture Hon Mrs Irs Boss Boss Boss' Bossare are considerable proud of oC her house what Is s Inside s t Togo she sho otter with serious eyebrows thero there is not one drop of oC fire insurance on this house houser So Hon Mrs Fogg donate to i to m me e one ue smallish volume of book entitled v- v First Fir t Ade to Fires This literature which Is bound in of July color tell imo tiIna following information about fire when he gets loose v r are arc most dangerous a articles Ucles to have around a house because J they gets sets clogged with soot thusly causing Inflammation of the roof root which creates blazes and burns Insurance Total loss Best Dest way way to put out a mad t is to sprinkle salt down him until he a quits In case of oC human folks must be saved before beCore all other furniture furniture fur tur- because the they are arc most combustible This can be did dd by throwing wet blanket over them Ulem and dragging them forth Valuable heirlooms can be by taking them out saved from burning house by I read this instructions Mr 11 Editor and feel prepared for anything I This Mrs Fogg got one Irish name of Hilda Katz Hon Hilda are beautiful except her face and figure which are not She Sho enjoy very sorry romance because of Hon Wm a hack driver who drove away with another fiancee and remain there Consequent of ot this Hon Hilda weep cook nearly all time C Togo she r report port to me me while making tears and pies never promise t to marry any gentleman in n the stable livery business I shall avoid this peril pern firmly I narrate 67 doz assorted love-letters love this Wm Vm sent mo And what usefulness are ure they now Weeps by her They might make a a. sad novel if It printed among pictures I say so r 1 She peel onions with Romeo expression But I. I were too busy being a fire detective to think of ot Wm and and his escape from love Nearly each hour by time clock Hon Mrs would come to me and talk underwriter language You hear that smell of ot smoke she require It were were nice evening of t summer weather when Mrs and Mr Chas Hassock neighborly persons of ot quiet fashion was there to play bridge bridge- f gamble amidst society clothing Hon Mr Fogg medium gentleman with tame whiskers were were also there acting like a husband husbandman o B card Bridge resume for several hours while those 4 persons sat there calling each other Trumps and other American Insults 0 O suddenly what was was that that m my nose smelled Inflammatory smell of tire fire 1 With iced brain I recall what First Ade Ado to Fires said about mad chim- chim bl bleys s so so I 1 rosh silently house to see how ours were behaving 0 O surely yes Hon Chi bley were shooting sparkles wheels pin from his enraged enraged enraged en en- raged bricks What I do then th-en With Immediate quickness I rosh to dining room and grab 2 sellers salt in my courageous thumbs Making my toes extremely swift I ladder to roof root scramble along shingles with care peculiar 0 n 1 Y v d 1 tl r I s 1 I Pepper Considerable able Salt Straight Into the Face of That Mad to Thos Cats Then by heroic movements of wrists I pepper considerable salt straight into the face tace of ot that mad Yet he still sun continue continuo on making making mak ing Vesuvius out of himself 1 What must I do I think of that volume fire-volume which say Human folks must be saved before all other furniture So I scamper to room bed dragg Bragg forth one complete blanket him In wet water of bath bathtub With these blanket held in my firm knuckles I ascended downstairs to parlor where Hon Mrs Fogg set In n her elegant hair and considerable expensive powder face calling Mrs Hassock a in bridge With wetness of blanket I stand behind Hon Bon Mrs Fogg What for she holla when she seen me But before anything else could collapse I wound blanket round her head ead Gog she report with strangely voice Yet before beCore she could narrate more I had her to fresh air all What Is the meaning of this meanness require Hon Fogg Meaning of ot Fire I yell up Why Thy do you stand there making speech less loss talks when your home Is sparking At this oratory of words everybody begin making ladder hook move move- ments Hon Fogg grabb cage bird and pair pall of Hon Mrs save 3 plush albums Hon Hassock attempt to remove sideboard but It were nailed to fio floor r. r Hon Mrs Hassock rosh down street breaking fire alarms out of telephone tele telephone phone poles But I were more strong In my strength With Samurai knuckles I 1 grasp cabinet full fuU of or cut up and roll him down front steps to lawn Loud crash Thusly was valuable dishes saved saved from fire With foot deer heels I eloped upstairs to room bed and begin pouring entire household out of window Mattress pitchers rugs etc fell teU like Niagara falling When I threw forth family water color landscape representing represent represent- 1 ing the face race of or Aunt Nerissa Hodges Hods s it make boomerang and struck on head of Hon Fogg which went through Too bad I were just in the tho heroism of poking brass bedstead through pane of glass when Mrs and Mr Fogg escorted by Mrs and Mr Hassock and Hon Hilda Katz lady cook suddenly encroach Into room and mo me Plat Platoon on of brainless mind they all hiss like circular snakes Who Inform you OU this house houa were blaze Did I not see Hon spitting rockets This from me Sakes of shucks commute Hon Hou Hilda Ililda contemptibly That were not house That were merely mo me burning negligent love letters in kitchen v stove Grones by all So my house are not afire report Hon lIon Mrs for disappoint Ho bo 0 sorry I regret In distant j midnight I could hear rural hose hose car car car- approaching with gongs Maybe there was no fire but this were very useful practice Also I was enabled to show you the iced quality of my in In- If It there had bad been some fire I should put It out I You have put nearly everything else out say sorrowfully Hon Mrs looking outside to moonlight where the entire Interior of or her home lay scrambled scram scram- bled on the lawn Hon Fogg gargle with his teeth Since you are so talented at putting things out he suggest perhaps 10 you can place yourself with immediate rapidness I oblige When observed I were setting In lu R. R R. R Station await awalt- ing for morning train and feeling quite roasted Hoping you are the same J Yours Youra truly HASHIMURA TOGO I 1 t I i I Copyright by International Press Pres Bureau Dureau l |