Show 14 4 r N c m W r c. c t n ft WIN TOGO MAKES Dear Mr Editors Editor Editor When Hon Chris Columbus America he heo Ao do o BO eo at his own risk It are the same with Gen Housework all all persons persons per per- sons must be entirely careful about what they find out because they cant can't always do something with it I know because I try I My last former address was home of Hon lion Mrs J. J B B. Cluck Canton O. O I 1 am now employed there as an absentee This Hon Cluck lady suddenly approach up to me last Tues a a. a m. m 8 say with voice Togo she sho say Bay so I am delightful reader of this newspaper You are one in several I snatch back with expression of rapid circulation In this wonderfully made home-made paper she divulge I 1 are frequently to read one department what tell considerable knowledge to ladles what require to make housework unexpected It it t seem Insulting to sell so much wisdom for so small price I contuse Recipes like this decry Hon Mrs are good ways to know Every servant girl whether male or female should road read this department attempt to do so also New things New things can be thought of ot only by thinking of ot some something something thing new Therefore Therefore remember I expect you ou to make some useful Dish Dish- covery each week you are in In Inthis this home With such language she suddenly eloped away leaving my hands in thoughtful dishwater With frequent Hon Mrs Cluck approach and dement You Vou find that yet Togo pass Thursday pass while Fryday proceed in similar manner At last It was Sunday This Sunday arc are devoted to stay home amusement by Hon Cluck who are area a haired bald-haired gentleman of ot medium oldness He spend this vacation by setting setting set set- ting In slippers and enjoying quarrels he Is too busy to attend to other days When these is finished he reads comical supplements until fatigued b bj humor when he spreads Hon Comic page over his bald hair and commences to snore Oh This from her If It I could some wa way for to keep you yoc from tram going to sleep every time you ou s sat t in that chair I should be submerged by much gratitude I was standing in next room near keyhole trying to listen when I ally hear her make this dialogue Zizz Intellectual flash arrive arrhe to brain I should make one what would give glye Hon Cluck Cluck home happy wakefulness when setting in that Banzai I stogger backwards with Edison feeling of thumbs Next a a. a m. m while Hon Mrs were absentee at Dept Store squandering money on pins hair I approach Hon Chair where husband love lo to dream With artistic hammer nails nalls I attach Hon Chair to rope In next room which were pulled by b- neat derangement of at pulleys He were a Chair full of p pads ds and ver very fat and I was proud to see the expression of calm comfort what he wear while setting there awaiting happy home-come home of Hon Mr Cluck co At hour Hon Cluck return back in usual mood of Joyless tion He say several nouns expressing lateness of ot Japanese cookery then he remove off oft coat collar expecting to put on house slippers slip sUp pers and smoke-jacket smoke and manufacture comfort If It Togo shall take till breakfast preparing dinner I shall go to my Chair and enjoy slight kitten nap Hon Mister glump If It you had more regular profiles you would be a a. sleeping beauty contuse con can Muse tuse Hon Mrs If coIt this home was run right it would not be run down combust him If It y you u was was not a fungus you might be a genius detone her I were I-were were deliciously relieved to hear them talk that way because I knew they would get interested In unpleasantness that Hon Cluck would forget tago to ta togo togo go sleep in Chair Chal until after dinner w was s. s ate And then I would shave ha time time timeto to show my And so it was While I prepare what hash I could find Hon Cluck spent time lime pacing backwards and reverse with expression peculiar pecullar to Admirals on onY t. t Y ll I ei lj I 1 c l n ni S j F i II III I I L I 1 ii j p r 1 rF I Did It I Explode Emerging Forth From Curtains Like Prima Donna July At lastly dinner set himself on table while Hon Cluck devoured big dinner amidst usual st steam roller an roller about my unhappy cooking Cant you recall some sweet sweet language language to make marriage pleasant renal Mrs Cluck S Marriage are only pleasant when he are asleep he peruse looking to Chair Chair- When It come to pie time I I could already observe of t lodging-house lodging over fatty face of Hon Boss Yawns by him St Str Stretches At lastly he arose upwards lit cigar rubbed his tired business eyes started for library I think ink one slight little nap In Chair will prepare me ho eay say to Wife Prepare you for what she dib back at Hon Husband For go to bed he He m make ke sluggardly walk toward Chair Now I knew it were were time for tor activity It If my y would be use tul ful So I ran with silent speed of ot cats toward other ro room m where end of 01 o rope was Through library door I could see Hon Chair setting therE then therEwith with dimpled pads I grabb rope to pulleys what led to Hon Chair Next thing I could see seo Hon Cluck back up towards Chair stretch lovingly and crouch his knees as if it intending to set down But he YANKS With hero strength I pull rope which cause Hon Chair tc sidle Bidle backwards on castor Consequence of this was large Hon Cluck sud deI denly ly dejected from his set down fell on his collar button arriving to carpel so that entire home were jarred loose O 0 darling Mr Husband are you gone require Mrs Wife Wire lopping him with heroine expression peculiar to Mary Pickford Cant you tell I am here by the noise ho he gobble Bubble What spirituous mo me 4 to mm has hao came here to pull away my chair with unseen hands I do it t I r explode with great quickness suddenly emerging forth from curtains like prima donna onna making first entrance when band play with great exuberance Why Ity you ou done it Both Hon lion Mister and Hon lIon M rs is spoke together It was fault of you daily newspaper I snuggest to her Did you YO not nut tell me every servant girl should make of at something needed neede in da the h home me I I did Hj Hon HoiT Mrs Irs back with question question mark Did you not tell Hon Hou Husband something must be did to keep him fron iron Bleeping in Chair after big dinner every day I said thusly 4 Well This from me I have c cooked up an Invention what will keep Hon Sir from all Reward me please For immediate payment Hon Cluck Cluck arouse up with ith voice peculiar te to zoology He annexed mo mG by the seat of ot my collar left me outside where 1 1 stood long time Editor if it you wish this for your household page 1 it will be beO youra O ours TB for e cheapness heap ss of dirt 41 c L I Hoping you are the same Yours truly HASHIMURA TOGO 4 Copyright by International Press Bureau t J |