Show I SHOOT FIRST FIRST- AND LOOK AFTERWARD You are going out in the hills soon You have a license for everything that lumi jumps lumis p s. s So if you see s something shoot first and then go up and see if it wears a red cap If so so- so sowell well theres there's still a chance Ifor I j for a buck or a doe And we would suggest about eight pints of good old Dubble Vision You know The kind wot makes mak mak- es yuh see dubble If theres there's one red cap you see seea I Ia a score and think it just a maple patch turned turned turned turn turn- ed color so blaze away If anything moves your license li license li- li cense tense covers it so shoot first and then walk up on it to see if its it's worth skinning If you have any rules and regulations for hunting that conflict with this tear em up all ordinances in conflict herewith are hereby yeah repealed Dont Don't be careful Heck we newspapers write such obituaries obituaries- give us practice I All of which is to say you are going out in the I hills hills hills- dont don't for the be careful Shoot first and look afterward I Fishing is so much simpler If a fishhook snags i ii i in in your pants well there aint nobody near so take em em off and yank it out If you have your deer knife with you cut it N of course you kin lie and I say the big whopper broke the line Say when he hit pit the sl slack it drug me a hundred yards clean off my feet that We know the story And of course if you cant can't wait until its lawful go out now Get you deer get it today What's a mere I calendar anyway Sneak it in Its It's What's a hundred and twenty five dollar fine fine fine- A Amere I mere pittance Who'd squawk over a little thing like that No go out and get em against the law I But get emAs emAs emAs em As said before if tells you something different different different dif dif- dif dif- ferent throw it in the sewer Watch your step on that car old timer the cop who tickets you for driving sends your name I to to the tire rationing board And you know what that means 35 may get a tire 50 may count you you out So if the tire is worth holding her down to 35 hold her there j v Willkie praises the Russians So do we all They i f are care fighting for US and putting up a dandy battle |