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"This here boy needs a little larnin," he announced. "What can you lam 'im?" "Well," the teacher replied, "I teach arithmetic, algebra, history, English, geography and trigonom-etry." "Hole on, what was that last thing you said?' the man asked. "Trigonometry." "That's it, that's it," he said, "larn 'im that. He's the only pore shot in the fambly!" A Difference Overheard at a milliner's: A wile asking her husband, "Isn't it just too sweet, dear?" and the husband replying, "No it's just too dear, sweet." FUTILE FABLES Somewhere between the office and the restaurant where he was to meet his wife for lunch, little Mr. Merton ducked into a door for a quick one and also to put a few bucks on the nose of a nag. But all was not well. "Mule" Swedge, the barkeep who was as big as a plow puller and just about as smart, had tears in his eyes. And he shoved Mr. Merton' s money back at him and quavered: "No more bets took here, guy. I ain't one of dem Princeton guys goin' to de old Elmer Matter up by Lake Kyooka or somewheres. I can't read dese dopey names de nag own-ers, what don't want to see nobody make a honest livin, hangs on dere race horses. Look at dis list!" Mr. Merton looked and saw Hal-cyon Days, Richelieu, Bimilech and Urbanite, and Hyacinth and Persi-an- a, and some more; and Mule said: "De guys dat call up here and want to bet can't purnounce 'em, needer, and I git all balled up and put dere dough on de wrong nag, and . . ." Mule just couldn't go on. He put his big head, bone and all, down on the bar and wept. It Says Here Only a bus driver has the right to tell people where to get off. NATCH! When Engineer Casey pulled to a stop at the bottom of Alta Mount hill he was handed up a message signed by the division superintendent. It read: "Explain delay of your train on Alta Mount hill this date." Casey replied, "Slipping, no sand." 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