Show T mr air Thin kalot has been in considerable a mental agony all fall says the new york times he has been a lifelong democrat but this tills vear bear he lie felt that in ill the local election he could not conscientiously vote the tammany ticket neither could he see his way open to vote the fusion ticla lt nor could he lie cons conscientiously clentious clen tiou sl remain away from the polls entirely for it Is one of the primary niti ai tides of his faith that a good citizen Is in duty hound bound to vote at any expense of time and trouble mr Thinka lots friends could have endured his pitiable condition of doubt and uncertainty with admirable equanimity if it had not been for his rabid desire for light he lie insisted upon discussing his vote at all times and in all places with the usual sequence of calm consideration vehement eh ement argument and furious recrimination he became a menace to the perpetuity of his club he did dis dissolve sole his firm and ho lie threatened to disrupt his church here comes Thin Thinh kalot alot and his vote let any one observe in any as sem blage and forthwith a panicky stampede ensued even bill collectors could be chased away by such a threat As election day lay drew nearer mr Thinka lots anxiety became more acute the ever present insistent unanswerable question how shall I 1 vote more and more urgently demanded a decision until he was on the verge of nervous prostration with a tendency to brain fever fener and his wife took the tile children and went on a visit to hoi livi mothers he was inalle election day dawned with mr tair think alot still whirling helplessly in the maelstrom of indecision his day passed in an illogical nightmare of irresolution late as is possible he lie re luct antly took ills way nay to the polling place he was want and weary haggard and unkempt he lie gave gao his name and stood woefully drooping assailed by a brand new batch of and fears while the official turned to the Ts that gentleman looked up suspiciously after a minutes search and said gruffly no mich u name liere here youre not registered ft ered eh ell exclaimed mr Thin Thinh kalot alot combatively bat ively youre not registered you cant vote replied the official mr ThInh alot first scoN scowled NIed aggressively and then after a moments hesitation a burst of heavenly hea heaN enly beatitude overspread his face you wont let me vote he asked his ills voice trembling with anxiety nop 11 replied the official positively whoopee hurrah rah rah rah yelled mr Thin Thinh kalot alot wildly throwing up tip his ills hat and kicking it as it came cante down 1 I dont have to decide cide I 1 cant vote if I 1 wanted to wow hurray everybody it come and dine with me then he lie danced off gaily down all thac street while the election officers speculated as to what ailed him until one said softly who says the saloons are closed on el election day |