Show r J rT r Letters of a ct 4 Freshman n Dear Folks Outside of the president returning from the presidents' presidents conven- conven and the university drug store discontinuing the sale of or cigarettes there has not been anything of ot Importance to amuse and annoy we PO poor l college students The Tho city however opened up a no new field of ot endeavor by placing a ban an the sale salo of at the tho Hot Dog DoS Magazine The action ought to create quite a a. demand for tor the publication and I can no doubt make my way through school If It I can get a concession from the publishers to sell them themon on the tho campus The football team Is Is' Is eating raw meat and becoming vicious tor for the tho game gamo with the tho Utah Aggles on Thanksgiving da day Cap Cap- tam tain Hancock Is out of ot the game with fl a. a paralyzed arm which ho claims he got get in football practice He first noticed the Injury early In the morning but du due duc to his reputation for frankness and honesty no one has questioned him about tho the affair The Western college women had n n. convention at the University of or California last week and decided to establish a n. sympathetic understanding under under- i standing b between tween the professors ors and students That H is exactly what t I have been trying to do since I entered the Institution but a as soon as I promote an understanding all sympathy disappears It Itis Itis Itis is a problem that the fellows had better leave leavo alone but if ft the girls can ean play pIa them as well a an aH chorus girls do kings of ot finance I predict success for tor the project It has already been done in Columbus 0 O. as proven by an ad adIn adin adin In one of the newspapers revealing the fact act that girls who have their hair pass higher exams than the duds who spend their time studying The explanation la Is that the massage treatment stimulates mental effort If It the thC assertion of ot the beauty uty parlor owners was correct it fl would only be a matter of ot time until cooties would become a power in the tho educational world and a n. matter matter mat mat- ter of at pride among prospective intellectual giants They also discussed the cigarette habit among the tho coeds and solved the problem by inviting them all to Utah next year Thero There has bec been n no more more restrictions placed upon us lately and there will be bo no more until an Inventive genius springs The known vices Icel have been exhausted The safe Rafe thing to do Is to get a n. bored expression eXpresion on your our faco fao and act like you are ore not having any fun tun because nobody is going to stop anything that people dont don't enjoy All disagreeable things thInG's are arc good for humanity Any reformer will tell you that Your loving son lIEDER |