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Show TELL TALES AT 8CH00L. How Family Skeleton Became Known to Teacher. "Yes," said tho pink checked schtol ma'am, "you'd bo surprised nt the ir-ray ir-ray of family skeletons trotted out fo-tho fo-tho teacher's Inspection by tho pui.I' of every primary school. All the trl.il and tribulations of n family are rnfll ed to the teacher, sometimes In c most embarrassing fashion. Kor i'i stance, the readlnu lesson the oil' m day was nbout somebody's pet r " and how much Its master loved It Mttlo Willie Smith was moved tc say: "We got a dog to our house- '"' got mange awful. Papa wants to 1 1 1 It, but inammn said she'd ge divorce If he'd bo such n cruel Inn then papa he kicked the dog r " mamma she throwed tho surar l v" and went and has 'Istcrlcs nnd tl " doctor came nnd " "I shut him off at that point, I ' Willie routed mo n moment after .i:. by saying: "Oh, teacher, your cheeks Is 'm-like 'm-like my mamma's. D'you rub red 1 1 on ovory day, too?'" Portland i gonlan. |