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Show Wooden Leg's Many Abuse. A wooden leg can play a thousand parts. It la a hammer, as well as a club; a cricket bat on occasions; a hod for bricks; a camp stool; a support sup-port for tho drowning; a Jury mast for tho shipwrecked; a flagstaff for a retired re-tired sailor; a soup ladle; a conductor's conduc-tor's baton. It may be rnado hollow and filled with useful commodities, such as gold, Ink, pemmlcan, testimo- nlals, whiskey. No man with a woou- f en leg is ever wholly destitute; he S' has his leg. London Punch. |