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Show BILLY'S BEATTITOOD8. Blessed Iz thco matin with no arms for hoe duzzont liaf to shuvll snow. Blessed aro theoheethuns for they do not haf too llBon too long surmons. Blessed nr dogs for whon they dyo they aro not askalrt of hadocz or enny uthcr tropplkal reegun. Blcssml lz thco drunkird for hco Iz happy at least haf of thco tlrno, enny-how. enny-how. Blessud lz thco mann with whlskurz for pceplo cannot boo hlz week chin. Blcssml nro thco hoboes for they doo not haf to waro boiled Bhurts and dress soots. Blcssud lz thco engaged cuplo for thoy can begin to kwnrrcl Just llko married folks. Blessud lz thoo kid whozo fnthur lz ded for hco don't haf to waro enny made-ovur trowzors. Blcssud lz thoo womnian whoo haz bin married twlco for shoo haz lurnod not to boo partlcklcr. Blessed Iz thco mann whozo wlfo lz a poor cooker for hco Iz not haf so apt to gtt dtspopslo az thoo other mann. Blessud lz thoo yung mann with a homely swoathart for ovvcry uthor yap Inn thco town lz not hankering after hlr. BlcsBUd aro thco lgnorunt for thoy novvor haf to buck up aglnst Browning Brown-ing and Count do Montosqulou and lb-son lb-son and thco uthor littery dubB. Blessud. ar thco common dubs for thoy doo not git lntow thco noospa-purz noospa-purz and hav their family skolctun dragged out for cxhlblshun overry lit-tul lit-tul while. Blcssud lz thco man with a dlvorso for heo can goo rlto out and try Itt agin. "Wllllo Smartwood" In Chicago Chica-go Chronicle. |