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Show WIlT SMo Conked It. The hnppy fnced mnu swung on to n' College menue cur, and this -was the story he had to tell as an explanation for his good humoi : "I have n good Joko on my wife. Wo have a now gill, n Get mnu, Just ovei ftom tho fntbcilniid. She is n hard and willing woiker, but Is gieally In need of judgment nud common sense. Yes-terdny Yes-terdny my wife oufoipd fish nnd In-stiucted In-stiucted the gill to scrtc It for dinner. As soon ns I tnstcd it I knew there would be something Interesting when my wife dlseoveied It wns not ns fresh as It should be. Her first mouthful caused her to ring for the girl. " 'Mnij-, Is this the fish that came to-day?' to-day?' " 'Yes, ma'am.' " 'Didn't j'ou know It wns not good when you cooked it?' " 'Yes, ma'am.' " Then why did you cook it? " 'Well, you bought it. and I thought you knew It, too.' " Indlnnnpolls News. |