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Show GOOD ADVICE FOR ANGRY MAN. Friend's Prescription a Whole Let Better Bet-ter Than a Warrant. I . A very sensible bit of advice expressed ex-pressed In homely language was given by a man not long ago to an excitable ' and quarrelsome friend. It was In a brickyard, nnd-two of the workmen had engaged In an angry dispute ' which culminated In a fierce encounter. encoun-ter. In the sklrmlHh one of the combat-1 ants was nastily hurt on the head,1 and tho employer, who happened to come on tho scene of action when the1 tight was finishing, and was a man ' .of more temper than discretion, advised ad-vised the in Jm ed one to get a warrant war-rant for the other's aricHt. ' While the matter was being discussed dis-cussed by a number of workmen who had gathered round, a big, burly fel-1 low, who had heard everything and seen the whole affair, made his way to the man with the damaged cranium and said: "You don't want to get no warrant, Bill. You Just go to tho chemist's ( shop and get yerself two pieces of plarster-;good big ones and put one piece on yer head an' the other on yer mouth, an" you'll be all right!" |