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Show Couldn't Afford It. About a year ago So well Ford bo-camo bo-camo a resident of Itye, N. Y. Ho had lived there only n short tlmo beforo he discovered that one of his neighbors neigh-bors was Simeon Ford. The revelation revela-tion was mado over tho telephone. "Hollo!" said a voice, "Is this Se-well Se-well Ford?" The author of " orty" admitted that It was. "Well," went on the voice, "this ls Simeon Ford. Sono one's sent mo your meat bill." "Good I Why don't you pay It?" "I will It you'll pay mlno," said Simeon." At last accounts the bargain had not been concluded. Simeon runs a hotel. Exchange. |