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Show UNLUCKY ON HIS BIRTHDAY. . Few Things Left to Happen In the Chapter of Accidents. Ho was a sad looking stranger, and nn ho leaned against a lamppost ho nald to n policeman: "It Is strangu how unlucky some ilnyB are." "It Is curious. Anything had happened hap-pened to you to-day?" asked tho policeman. police-man. "Woll," replied tho strangor, "It started with my finding my watch stopped; then my razor slipped, and my chin well, Just look nt It; then, at breakfast, my son spilled hot milk down my sleove; after that, as I was rushing up tho steps to tho Btatlon, a fellow trod on my umbrella and hroko thu top off, and I lost my train through talking to Iilm, and" Hut hero a water cart camo quickly around tho corner and drenched tho stranger from the knuo downward. He gazed around him with a sickly smile, lud remarked: "Tliuru! What did I tell you? I don't caro a straw about what has happened up to now. What woridea mo Is, what on earth will happen noxt?" Answers. |