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Show Even With Conductor Jones. Fred Jones, a man of no small dimensions, di-mensions, wos a popular coi.duc'or on the Boston & Maine railroad, making mak-ing dally trips between Boston and Plymouth. One day, several years ago, while collecting fares, he encountered encoun-tered a man under the Influenco or liquor who would not show' a ticket. After reasoning In vain with this passenger, Mr. Jones said: "Now. see here, jou'll havo to do one of three things: give me n ticket, pay your fare, or get (jff and walk." "You've (hlc) got to do one of three things," was the reply; "eat less (hlc), hoop yersclr, (hlc) or bust." |