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Show I Jtttik&.il. ii i4t lii ii ii. ii ifi i(i i il ii ii ii Ji if' ii il ii ii 1 Aft. Aft. .Questions and Answers BY HO ONE BUT THE WRITER. 1 $ YOUNG SUIJSCttlUKU-We woie j never allllctetl with bow lens but s in- pathlzc with you nevertheless. Have you tried Pcrima, or Lydla Plnkham's j Palo Pills for Pink People? These remedies guarantee lo cure all other dlfilcultlcs, and wo feel sure that the absence of "how-lens" from the list, is merely the result of u typographical blunder. However, If a down hottlcs of cither of these remedies fall either to kill or cure, try llostettcr's Hltterr. This Is used for everything from an Ingrown toenail to leprosy and Is said to make any man feel that he Is both rich and handsome. It might take the curve from your nether extieml-ties, extieml-ties, but If It doesn't, It will rellexc your pocketbook of any "fatty degeneration, degen-eration, " and besides, It's better to buy of a drug store a good brand tin-dtywin tin-dtywin assumed name. ADONIS. A well proportioned man should be at least tall enough for his head to reach his hat, and Abraham Abra-ham Lincoln Is authority for the statement that his legs should leach from the body to the ground. Ills feet should only be large enough to till his shoes and the chest mcasuro should not exceed the size of his vest. The nose should not cover too much of the space between the forehead and the mouth, but. be large enough to keep the eyes from getting too close together Tl)i! mouth should be largo enough to contain all the teeth comfortably com-fortably and the neck should be of suillclcnt length to keep the head from sinking down between' the shoulders The arm should be long enough to reach the hand, and the hand large enough to grasp any million mil-lion dollar check that some philanthropist philan-thropist might present. If the height Is but live feet two Inches, the girth at the waist should never ex ceed six feet tlvc. The cars should I bo large enough to hear only what is Intended for them and half of thqdKrf' HUSBAND AND FaTHKK.-H would hardly be advisable to seek a divorce from your wife because she Insists In-sists on following the summer custom of wearing the low-neck dresses with the lattice workelTcct.Yor are Jealous, and If you deem It your right and privilege priv-ilege to Indulge yourself In such a vagary vag-ary as this, why should not lour wife be permitted to indulge herself a little? If the neck and a few expansive expan-sive Inches below are her pride why should she not make th s the envy of other women and the pleasure of her gentlemen friends? Ifjoudo not appreciate ap-preciate the thlnlj-velled dlsplay.that Is simply your fault and misfortune. As other men cast shy glances from In front, or perchance look over your wife's shoulder from above and behind why do you not go and look at the dainty ch.ii ins of some other man.s wife? You am an "old fogy" for en-torta en-torta nlng an) ucli Purltlanlc notions no-tions about jour wife and daughters, lleauty unadorned Is perfect, and custom cus-tom makes right in this age. As for yourdaugh or you cin haidly afford to disown her, but If It appeals to you to use the slipper or broadside of the hand as jou probably did when she was smaller, such action might ease your feeling a llttl', If It doesn't do aiy good. As a llnal stroke, jou might Insist on wearing no shirt but a bw-nucked undergarment as long as the family Insists on the lacc-curtaln, mosqulto-bar or wire-net effect. tiirroii Kkpuiilkjan Won't you advocate the passage of an ordinance prohibiting spitting on the sidewalks? Progression. The necessity of some action along this line Isappaieul, but there are nbw loo many uncufuiced ordinances, besides be-sides sume of the host spllteis we have are on tliu police foice and we could luiiliy expect them lo cause any other expectorator much trouble If there were a do.cn ordinance prohibiting this sidewalk' nuisance. You are certainly cer-tainly a little "tlnicky" or have a weak storancli. What jou need Is a bracer for your health and not new ordinances for the city. Of course tlieie may be great gobs of nasty expectoration ex-pectoration about the First National bank corner each morning, there may beu few more In front of the postolllce, the saloons, and blllard halls, and tho Harris Music Cos corner may be badly bad-ly spattered up nightly, but are not these blotches of pretty good color? Don't they give an easter-egg effect to the walks? It's true that lady pedestrians pe-destrians sweep up much of this nasty stuff but then the ladies know It's there and should either hold up their dresses or get out into the street. What's a man's mouth made for If It Isn't to spit with. The Idea of asking any man loo tired to do anything else but spit to walk to the gutter when he desires to deposit his eftluvla!! The sidewalks are wlde,and If you try hard enough you can pick-your way about witli hitting i bad spot. Yes, other towns have such an ordinance as you suggest, but their spittcrs do not spit 'such nice spit as ours. This Is a col-I col-I lege town, jou know. |