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Show :RUSTS MADE PLUMP CHEEKS. Elderly Lady's Useful Substitute for False Teeth. A young man and his best girl, evl-lently evl-lently from the country, had Just fin-shed fin-shed sitting for their "engagement picture" after a lengthy discussion aitli the Knight of the Camera as to :ho best position to assume. After hey had gone the photographer mado lome smiling comment 'about country i.itrons In general nnd added: "I think tho funniest experience 1 ivor had was with an old lady of 70 irears, Sho wanted a good-looking pic-'tire, pic-'tire, becaiiHo sho'd got It Into her Head she wasn't going to llvo long nd sho wanted all her relatives unto her third nnd fourth cousin to hnvo something by which to remember her. She couldn't bring herself to buy a jet of false teeth, however, and her mouth fell In woefully without them. "I was despairing of making an nt- tractivo picture of her. when sho suddenly sud-denly produced some crusts ot bread from her handbag nnd stuffod them Into her mouth. When she'd put In enough to make her lips nnd cheeks fill out sho explained to mo rather thickly that the crusts would do Just as well as false teeth. And tho strangest thing was that they did do very well and I got a good picture." Now York Press. |