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Show ' WOULDN'T; STAND FOR IT. He was a little, fat, sawed-off German Ger-man and he called at the corner grocery gro-cery for the purpose of paying a bill of a few weeks' standing. After taking tak-ing the money the grocer handed him ja cigar and said: , "Now you are square, Fritz." "Vat's dot I vos? " queried the German. Ger-man. , "You are square, I said," replied the grocer. ' "I vos schvare, was I?" exclaimed ithe puzzled Fritz. j "Yes, you are all square now," said ithe grocer. Fritz was silent for a moment, then bis face flushed, and bringing his fist down on tne counter, he exclaimed: "Py ehimmeny! I vill haf no more peeseness mit you. I bay mine pill like a shendleman, and you make a choke mit me you say I vos schvare yen I know I vos roundt as a parrel alretty. I dond like dem chokes. My . peeseness mit you vos done." |