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Show Even sinners are not satisfied with the wages they receive. Around the world in nine and one-half one-half minutes is not so slow. Sometimes a Greek cabinet doesn't even wait for the first pay-day. By this time Admiral Cotton must wear "the smile that won't" etc Glass is going to be higher. Look out for the windows, ye players of one-old-cat! On second thought King Peter Is firmly opposed to regicide as a political polit-ical expedient. What a pity nature did not furnish something as good as tobacco that would not be harmful. Laureate Austin has just written a drama which is every bit as good as anything he ever wrote. Sir Thomas Lipton may not have brought over a winning yacht, but he still has that winning smile. No one would object to a judicious merger of the floods in the West with the forest fires in the East. New York society women are wearing wear-ing men's hose, and, strange to say. the men are raising no objections. Lieut Peary announces again that he is willing to lead another polar expedition. ex-pedition. But nobody seems to notice. It now looks as if Sir Thomas would once more have to recross the herring pond in a cheerful but cupless condition. condi-tion. The Worcester Evening Gazette convicts itself of lese majeste by speaking of "the kid potentate of Spain.' The man with his ear to the ground may hear more than other people, but the trouble is he hears too much that is not so. No, it wasn't a paper away out in Kansas or Arizona, but the Boston Herald that said, "Mr. Sankey is now out of sight" |