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Show me a good deal. On mature reflection, I think the weather I like be.st is t'u-.-weather we are not having at. the time." Boston Transcript. Kissing the Bod. Small Boy (who has been undergoing- imprisonment in a dark closet, where he has discovered and slyly eaten a jar of preserves) "1 was very naughty to'run away, mamma, mam-ma, and I think you did quite right to punish me the way you did." Ciga-1 rette. Clerk (to employer) "What shall I ! mark that new lot of black silk ?" Em- I plover "Mark the selling price at three dollars a yard." Clerk "Hut it. cost only one dollar a yard." Emploj--er "I don't care what it cost. I am selling off regardless of cost." Columbus Colum-bus Journal. I Senators and represen-tatives hav-been hav-been muuh annoyed lately bv the noise nd confusion caused by the laving ia of fuel for the comfort of those who spend the better part of the winter in the capitol building. Much cnn,in;T on this score has been heard recentiv and ,n order to stop the annoyance a paragraph was inserted ia the.undry hltTrop,ri,tion bin which proTid that hereafter all fuel shall be deliv-ered deliv-ered t the twQ of e de only during such hour and under such I regulations as the architect of the cap uoi prescribes." It is the intention of the architect to contract with the wood . . and coal dealers to deliver the goods ,1 night, so as to avoid interferon wtfh PWto work by the noij'ST", iirertog coal during the day. |