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Show BBBt H Alum H baking powder is almost as H strong as Sct Ming's Best. B Yes, and prussic acid is B stronger than vinegar. s23 Bh B Soliloquisms by Maud Muller. BH , BBl . . ' BJ Mr. Editor: I June been very i H interested liy the articles on the Russon j oaec that appear each week in your! BBJ valuable paper. .Now it semis tome that something oiilit to be done by the BB eity in the shape of an ordinance which BBJ would null:',' getting married ,ih safe from any outside intcifeienoe an getting drunk, eommiting suicide, oranyothcr H like harmless follies. BH I tliink that whenany cnng.Ntipolian B has nervo enough to risk married life, lie ought to be left alone; he ought to H have the full sympathy of all (not too BJ full for prohibition now reigns, but a - little, l )n'iir Store sympathy won't hurt.) B . ,. " nie t'':lL'!, ont of te" l,e '-s 'ot H know klel her he i- getting a helpmate B , for lifel (p-a two legged terantula for H death, knd he eertaiuly should not bo asked, --to risk any little pleasantry B epnfing from the brotherly-dove and Vafl'eotion of the variolic hoodlum of the BBj B p It expected that a boy nil) be Lazed B j- when le enters college, but the line B Jr should be drawn tit marriage; for the B jf" victim will be haxed enough before he IP hnabeen married a year. Itisahight HP to havo fun, but a mariied man, or one Bf under the temptation, .needs sympathy B ' -Jim? just as big chunks of it a you can B tparc, BBJ No matter how biavo a boy i.-, he or a to the alter with trembling knees, and if he knows tha,t by way of a desert to the ( wedding surpPr he is gain- to have his BB eye? pushed out and Ida head jnmbecl IB into a rain barrel, it is going to male ft BB falling off in the nuptial business, and BBl Utah will loose its pre-eminence as a IB ., v marriage center, its b,oa3t of Utah's IB ' ' & JlestCrop will ben thing of the past. I know many young fellows who havo BB been all summer feeding tlio girls of tho Bt town on ice-cream, in tho hope that by freezing their gizzards they might warm IB their hearts; and who einco the Russon BBJ affair, dodge the ice cream parlor as Lw- they would a pest house ; ami tho place BBI . where they were (on the meetinghouse Ht. steps Wednesday oven'.ngs shall!-now inem no more. Jit closing would suggest that the b city look this matter up and make an ordinance which will have a bearing on H "'' the case. I would also suggest that any H L; fellow wJio is now contemplating matvi- H Biuony which is to come off before the H Hmeu wiio turn the great cog wheels of H W' for this cityiiave time to put nspoko n tjie hoodlum wheel, should provide Hfomself with a piece of small ordinance BBl orVhe Smith and Wesseu vaiicty that B "!'. w!ftl l,ave il 'eringon the case, and H J'jiot be afraid to use it. There are laws B --, yv hero against Htealinjr apples, but if you H' 4 want to beat a man to death or shoot H onepit is alright, the city will protect B BB II.M'O Mci.i.kk. |