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Show In tho Glad Future $? "Maria!" said the husband of t'honew woman at tho breakfast table, "tho next time you come homo Jate from the lodge and put your bloomers to bed and hang yourself over the back of a chair all night I'll go straight homo to papa, Uierol" Urooklyn Eagle. , Export Thluvefl. "When I was in India." said tho man who had traveled, "thu native thieves stole tho sheets from under me while 1 . Blept and I never knew it." "Yes, and when I was in tho north west during tho boom," said tin- i:.,-. who will never admit that Auk r can bo outdone, "I had to sleep in r; ' room whoro there were four real estate agents, and one nf them s.tolo a porous ' plaster from my buck without awakening awaken-ing me." Indianapolis Journal. |