Show england from mid may to mid june great britaina Brit ains king george and queen elizabeth will be guests of the north american continent on a junket which most good americans regard as a simple friendly gesture but as travel time approaches the royal expedition is meeting with far more distracting bogeymen than toron tos dionne quintuplets quintuple ts which are being shipped miles under protest to curtsy before their queen from june 8 to 11 the royal party will visit the U S because the entire journey was planned last wi winter n in the heat of international chatter about democratic solidarity more than one anti chamberlain writer has tried to place the prime minister in a difficult position A sample by one peter howard in lord Beaver brooks daily express now the royal visit puts chamberlain himself on trial it if it succeeds chamberlain goes up if it falls fails he goes down what englishmen mean by isac success or failure of the american visit was finally brought into fairly close focus but it still remained a doubtful quantity probable meaning the visit will fall if U S citizens get the impression that king george and queen elizabeth are making a begging expedition to gain american aid in pulling En glands chestnuts out of the european fires politics it if bergen can put words into the mouth ol of charlie mccarthy ii if president roosevelt finds it very r convenient on to use ickes hopkins jac jackson ison et al as mouthpieces or stooges why I 1 use my friend stuffy the old gray 8 squirrel ol oi the white while house lawn thus reasoned illinois republican rep noah morgan mason to whom an idea had come while watching an unidentified squirrel scamper across the white house greensward said V T STUFFY OR ANY SQUIRREL A charlie mccarthy to mr mason the squirrel the democrats were elected in 1932 because the republicans had done nothing but fumble the ball after the democrats took office they discarded their excellent platform and have since produced little else than a great national t lonal headache for the edification of any newspaper reporter who would listen mr mason put the following prophetic words into the mouth of his mythical furry sage it offers a real opportunity for your republicans and should present a challenge to your party father time and vicissitudes of political fortune have kindly removed most of your old discredited leaders new leaders have developed the elephant has fully recovered from his sleeping sickness all signs point to a landslide in 1910 11 miscellany probably lost by chicago jews their vote in Chi cagos mayoral election april 4 which is observed strictly by orthodox jews as the first day of passover 0 requested of general electric company by a little new york school girl will you kindly send me a little sample of electricity if you can spare it we are studying about it in geography people forecast Io Po recast by radio priest rev charles E coughlin a 20 per cent boost in U S taxation if ment continues attempting to borrow us out of debt I 1 0 D celebrated by scientist albert einstein Lin at princeton N J his sixtieth birthday 10 years ago germany gave jewish dr einstein a summer estate as a birthday present |