Show o 0 SOME SISTERLY Y ADVICE For days his life had been a burden to him liim Not only was there that impending dancing party but there was also his experienced experienced experienced ex ex- sister with her exhaustless supply supply supply sup sup- ply of good advice And never for a moment would May allow him to forget it If theres there's one thing Dick that a girl hates she instructed her victim its to have a boy fan her in a l lazy zy way way see see like this this this-as as if it were were really too much trouble But dont don't for mercy's sake sake sake- and that's probably what you will do do- do make such a whirlwind that every everyone one of her short hairs stands straight on end And if it should come into your head to todo todo todo do such a rude thing as to fan yourself instead I instead I had a partner once who did that that And why shouldn't he if it was hot demanded Dick Oh h Dick Oh and be sure when you are dancing not to hold a girl too tight they hate it But you needn't hold her off either as if she was smitten with the plague that's probably what you will do And whatever you do Dickie dont don't make her do all the talking its it's so wearing wearing wear wear- wearing ing Just try to start some subject once yourself yourself boys boys are so stupid about that And be sure you get her enough to eat girls hate to have you bring them miserable miserable miser miser- able little dabs labs of things Oh I can bring em enough to eat if that's all Dick answered gloomily I dont don't mind that its it's the everlasting talking What in thunder do girls at a party like to talk about anyhow I I dont dont don't know know anything But Dick theres there's another thing a girl just hates But Dick had fled Leona 1 Miller Iiller o 0 |