Show HOME HAPPENINGS J t Ask M Miss ss Peirce if she enjoy 1 a nice mutton chop MA Miss Mis Emma visited the U University University Uni Uni- ni- ni last week Have you noticed the latest fad i among the boys They black their tan shoes tir Miss Isn't Isn t Mr T T soft M Miss miss ss Yes but he can play foot Mr Tripp seems to spend about half half his time pushing back those long wavy l locks of his IJ First yo young ng lady Mr ParraH an interesting talker I 1 Second young lady Yes all all parrots all parrots x are i 1 Are to the ball bd foot ball r Boy oy you going game A Girl No Ive I've got a new dress Im I'm going to the matinee Professor What is an anchor Student A thing which fastens J something Professor Yes but so is a pin Vacation comes Thursday and Friday this is to give us ample time to eat ou our Thanksgiving turkey and and by by the way keep in mind the foot-ball foot games games Last week one of the girls was leaning leaning leaning lean lean- ing upon the wash basin in in the west rk building when it suddenly broke and the water ran all over the toilet-room toilet wetting the he wraps and lunch baskets which were on the floor The University girls under the supervision supervision supervision super super- super super- 1 y vision of Miss Babcock have organized t two basket basket ball bal teams Miss Hewett is to be captain of ot one and Miss Miss' Hyde of the other They are are now waiting waiting waiting wait wait- ing only for the Athletic Association to to furnish the apparatus s b before before beginning I their training J d' d Miss R R R In In Laboratory co counting t the e ticks of the clock Ill be eighteen when when Mr H busily H busily engaged in watching watching watching watch watch- ing the te pendulum When Im I'm twenty- twenty one If those University bugs which for forthe forthe forthe the past few days have been so plentiful in the Zoological laboratory knew how thirsty blood-thirsty some of the fhe in inthe inthe inthe the Zoology class are becoming they would be a little more careful into which room they entered We suggest for the special benefit of L s L-s s C k C-k k that if he cannot cannot afford to tor r subscribe for the CHRONICLE himself he should not go around clipping articles from those belonging to other persons Most of the students prize their papers highly and do not care to have them mutilated It i Local reporter pointing out a certain certain certain tain young gentleman whose complexion complex complex- ion immediately suggests strawberry blonde There is a person I 1 am going to roast in the next CHRONICLE University girl Goodness I should think the color of his hair would be enough to roast him Room 15 seems to have been converted con con- into a ladies dining Not l long fong ago upon entering the Geometry k class lass which comes immediately after the noon hour a young gentleman found a upon his desk a large slice of delicious b cake evidently left for him by some thoughtful young lady The gentleman wishes to thank his kind benefactress r through the columns of the CHRONICLE Prof Cummings spent last Friday evening and Saturday forenoon at Manti i representing the University at the San SanPete SanPete Pete rete County Teachers Institute In the evening he addressed the teachers and S. S people in a public meeting rid P.-rid nd ld the next morning spoke to the teachers He states tates that hat there is great interest among the teachers and speaks highly of of the thriving little city and its inhabitants Doctor Talmage return returned d last week from a weeks week's trip down into Wayne County His work was general in character character character char char- acter being partly educational and partly scientific H His is sun sunburned burned countenance gives evidence of desert travel The frog is the latest craze w with th students students students stu stu- dents of Zoology I. I Thank heaven those aromatic c crabs have been laid away forever Christensen Brothers intend giving a 1 matinee and grand ball on Thanksgiving day The matinee to begin at 4 0 o'clock clock the ball at pm p.m. Mr Tripp interrupting Mr Culmer who was singing in his most charming and winning manner Say please dont don't Harry Id I'd rather hear you try to sing than make that awful noise The class in Elementary Physics has resolved to organize a class in shorthand shorthand shorthand short short- hand under the instruction of some reliable reliable reliable re re- liable teacher in order to be able to take down notes in the lecture room Mr R R Did you hear of that roast Prof M M. M gave Mr Moss this morning i Mr W Why no Do Dont Don't t see how j he could roast Moss hes he's too green to roast Mr James had a fine regard for the ability of his General Physics class when he expected them last Tuesday to write ten pages of formulae in one hour What his opinion is now would be hard to tell Have you noticed of late several flurried and looking insane-looking people about school They have become so because Prof Mathews has begun giving the Second year French class exercises in French composition They are harmless harmless harmless harm harm- less therefore treat them kindly The latest University yell is a combination of f shrill whistling and and- andone one solitary solitary- word which sounds 1 as near as it can be placed on paper like Six Hairs Its effect was wonderful wonderful won won- l at the recent game tending to rattle the Academy players Who was the boy that received such wholesome advice in the hail one day last week for smoking We could not help hearing it although we were not listening If he continues he will show himself incapable of being influenced by even the most gentle feminine persuasion High School girl What are the University colors First University girl I Red and White Second University girl How very you are Why dont don't you say Crimson and Silver Prof R R Give the sentence ft J John ohn flees in the present perfect t tense Student I I cant Prof R R much exasperated Why put a has in it Student slowly John has flees fleas Mr Siegel probably appreciated the effect of his remark Let the players keep the ball made to some non team member when a few minutes later one of Johnsons Johnson's punts struck him on the head breaking his stiff hat At a meeting of the Athletic Association Association Association tion held last Thursday the constitution was slightly amended the most important important important im im- change being that of reducing the Executive Committee from fifteen to nine members The constitution now provides that four of these shall be the President Vice-President Vice Secretary and Treasurer r of the association The following were l chosen to fill the remaining positions B. B Cummings F. F W. W Reynolds M. M Varian Hugh Sprague and Shady Stringer In the future committee meetings meetings meetings meet meet- ings can be had without the trouble formerly had in securing quorums I J l i 7 i t kal The attendance at last last Tuesdays Tuesday's meeting was fairly large showing a a. a considerable gain in members since the beginning of the 3 jear ear This This' is as s it should be I IOn On Thanksgiving day at ten o'clock J s in the morning our j junior team will m line up aga against the High School eleven eleve j jj t We have all confidence in our team and fi think they will win but the High School Schoolboys Schoolboys r boys have shown themselves perfectly to capable of playing scientific foot-ball foot r rand e and we therefore feel that the game wi will 1 N not end with a large score to the credit credi J of either side Students come all of you who possibly possibly pos pos- pos pos- I J sibly can The boys will thank thank- you you f for for or your encouragement r Inasmuch as the University Senior t eleven won its first contest special J x inter interest st is being shown concerning the k coming great game It will be play played d t f Thanksgiving day on the U. U of U. U campus campus campus cam- cam i pus the opposing team being the famous vv Crescents who played havoc in local 1 ball foot ball circles last year The game t will undoubtedly be a very close one It If i and no University student should fail to tobe J be there with his and incidentally her J colors prominently placed The game J begins at three See that you come Admission 25 cents L LIn In |