Show I HOMEI J Someone tells us Lyle Y Y- Y is like a savage because she likes Badgers so well Some students need to be reminded of the fact fact that the stairs were made to walk on Snow snow beautiful snow Yes its it's beautiful but it makes a very disagreeable disagreeable dis dis- agreeable mixture when combined with Utah soil McG McG Is t it queer how soon one can forget The only thing I remember in Latin from last year is how to con conjugate amo Professor in Geometry to student Do not say this angle and that angle but designate them by letters Professor explaining a proposition to the class a few minutes later This angle is equal to that angle and that angle is equal to this angle At this point however he stopped for he suddenly suddenly suddenly sud sud- denly noticed that the angles upon his students faces had undergone a trans trans- transformation transformation transformation formation into curves l t aL' aL i i i ft i Election now has come and gone s i sAnd And all is still again My pocket pocket- pocket book ook is empty emPt find and nd 4 My head is IS full of pain pam I It happened in the main hall he was r telling a number of pretty maidens of 4 0 the tragic fate of a certain young young man Yes he went on it was terrible t There he lay with no one to to help him J f and bled and bled to death Yes he bled to death One of the young ladies who ha had u been listening attentively leaned slightly slight slight- ly forward and in an incredulous to tone e said And did id he die Miss Luella Russell a former student of the University accompanied by the Misses Stillman spent one day last week in visiting among usHe usHe us He who steals my purse purse steals trash but he who robs me of my CHRONICLE takes that which not only e enriches him but makes kes me poor indeed R First girl Oh say Ive I've got something something some some- 1 thing awfully funny to tell you Second girl Well dont don't tell it just now theres there's the local editor Scrape your feet before entering the building on these disagreeable days thus thus' you will escape the Janitors Janitor's wr wrath th and win the good graces of the Faculty Oh what d delicate sweet perfumes are emitted from that Zoological I lOne One can hear and see them distinctly when as far awa away as the east gate Miss Peirce is greatly to be commended commended commended com com- mended for the courage and determination tion and skill skill which she manifested manifested mani mani- in moving a brain from the head of a sheep t Psychology student student Did Did you say Professor that word has a different meaning from what it formerly had Professor Professor Yes Student Then Student Then it has metamorphosed I suppose r t i c. c In the chemical Miss H HOh HOh H- H Oh dear I cant can't balance this dreadful dreadful dreadful dread dread- ful equation Mr T Why T Why dont don't you take it over overto overto overto to the scales Mr Mr Bond Bond s says ys that Chemistry st students students stu stu- de dents ts may use the tools and material of the M Manual nual Training department in in m making tube test-tube holders and other little little little lit lit- tle conveniences Mr Ha Hatfield field II It It would be but a as s slight ight change to substitute my name name for yours Miss Littlefield Yes but it would be a very serious one Students do not forget the coming CHRONICLE Ball The staff f is desirous of making it as nearly as possible a University University University Uni Uni- affair Buy your tickets early or you may be left Only a limited or number will vill ill be sold Last week a young lady asked one of the boys men beg pardon how he he in intended intended in- in V r tended to vote When told that his vote wo would ld be cast for the eagle she sharply l' l interrupted him with II Well you ought to have your neck wrung The tern temperature of section I. I of the Geometry class has been pretty high the thelast thelast last week and shows no signs of abating but it is to be hoped that the centripetal centripetal centripetal centri centri- petal force will still continue to h hold ld that chain in its original place Professor Whiting evidently intends to tax the courage and persever perseverance nce of ofik ik x his students in Zoology to the utmost He now requires them to dissect a number of worms and draw their internal internal internal inter inter- nal parts The conversation of those II certain University boys has greatly improved since they received that gentle reminder of the II error error of their ways By the way there is a rumor abroad that a at al t l lynching party is on the lookout for the theauthor theauthor author of that article Student Student reading reading in high roof-raising roof tone ton tone Sink e- e Sink or swim live or die su sur survive sur survive ri vive or or Miss Babcock Stop Babcock Stop Now begin again and not so high Student Student Student-ern in almost a a whisper whisper I I always always always al- al ways speak in that tone of voice Prof Marshall Marshall- Please Marshall II Please give definition definition definition defini defini- tion and derivation of the word tripod It Student Student- Student From II From tri three and legs A support for a camp kettle camp kettle made of three sticks of wood Prof Marshall Marshall- Marshall In II In In that c case e I have j used a biped for the same purpose Girls the next time a young gentleman gentle gentle- man proposes to you do not be guilty of answering with the hackneyed and phrase Ill I'll be a sister to you The latest expression to us use when i in inthis this embarrassing embarrass embarrass- you are placed r I ing position is II No but I will be I. I your cousin Can any anyone one answer Professor Whiting's Whitings Whitings Whiting's Whitings Whiting's Whit Whit- ings ing's question to the Zoology class II What do you see as you go down t the e throat of a chicken Miss C C upon entering the general assembly room found all the seats taken After standing up for some time she remarked to h her r friend near by II Well there are a great man many 1 young men in inthis inthis th this s 's room but they certainly cannot be be classed among the ising rising g generation It The class in Elementary Biology has been drawing the crab this past week Three fine specimens were were provided but those students who have recently worKed upon the one first procured which has suffered somewhat from the heat of the laboratory will appreciate the the notice which appeared on the blackboard of that room II The Crab T Touch ouch not taste not handle not and smell not By By order of an an experienced person I Moss a Ask Miss Wood if she can Gan give you a recipe for keeping th the hands warm Prof Allen How did the French obtain the metric system Mr Kerr They drew a line from the Equator t to the North Pole took one ten-millionth ten part of it and called it a meter n L r The foot-ball foot team had its picture taken not long ago The proof shows a lot lotof lotof lotof of determined boys in foot-ball foot suits grouped artistically on the campus grand grandstand stand It is quite good and the expansive grin on Manager Siegel's face we translate as meaning entire confidence confidence confidence con con- in the boys and J. J forecast of coming victories The CHRONICLE has received several contributions written on both sides of the paper We are very thankful for such but it would d be a great convenience to us if you would write on one side only It It causes us some trouble inasmuch inasmuch inasmuch inas inas- much as printers will not set up matter when both sides of the paper are used So you see the process ot of copying has hasto hasto hasto to be gone through by us and this you youcan youcan youcan can prevent with a little generous thoughtfulness y Saturday Nov 14 That is the date our foot-ball foot people are looking anxiously forward to for the Provo B. B Y A. A eleven and the U. U of U. U t Senior team will meet on our campus on that day The U. U of U. U Athletic Association ha has arranged d this game the expense expense of bringing the Provo men here and their expenses while here will amou amount t to considerable considerable considerable con con- so all students are earnestly asked to attend The admission will be only twenty-five twenty cents paid up members members members mem mem- bers of the association fn free e and you will not be sorry for your little ittle investment investment investment invest invest- ment as the game will surely be one of the very best in the State this season Let us all turn out and encourage our f boys with a generous display of crimson r silver flags flag and hearty college yells Last week a crowd of University students students students stu stu- dents with ith their friends and several of the Professors about seventy in all went en masse to see the popular play The Prisoner of Zenda Previous arrangements had been made to reserve the second gallery of the Theater and there the crowd enjoyed themselves to the utmost eating peanuts and giving the college yells between the acts of the play There is a young lady who has acquired acquired acquired ac ac- the reputation of breaking everything every everything everything thing hearts not excepted with which she comes in contact in the chemical and her expenditures for glass test tubes retorts generating flasks and the like already amount to several dol lars The demonstrator cautions her at atthe atthe atthe the beginning of each experiment to be careful of breakage but to no avail A Afew Afew few days ago the photographer came to tomake 1 1 make a negative of the laboratory while she was at work Mr Hadley from sheer force of habit walked over to her herand herand herand and said Now Miss H H- H you must be careful not to break the camera He has tried to explain the remark but the young lady cannot see it that way and she does not speak to him now Speaking of mathematics reminds us of a very hot debate in Normal Society last Friday The The question was whether roll-call roll should be done away with Mr McGhie was for it and figured that the roll-call roll of each meeting would take up three and a half days time since there are one hundred students and it takes eight minutes to call the roll Other statistics and comments w were were re made the best being one by Mr Young A violent speech had just been made immediately the hall was dotted with withstanding withstanding withstanding standing men all eager to gain tion Mr Young towered above them all and being most received Deceived the chairman's nod He simply said my sentiments too and dropped so did the house |