Show r ir i HOME DOME P HAPPENINGS Af SAY SUBSCRIBE ONLY ONE ONE DOLLAR The gymnasium is now ready for us use ii and classes are being formed A meeting of the county Normal students students students stu stu- dents was held last Tuesday Prof Marshall is giving an excellent co course in Advanced d American History r Our assistant editor declares that writing writing writ writ- f ing an editorial is worse than naming j ones one's cousins cousin's first baby f g Mr Walter Little has been detained at his home for some time with a serious 3 t illness We hope to see him hin about soon 1 The science teachers in the Training School were each required to take their T pupils for a little geological geologic l trip last week Mr B B- B I I want to be quarterback quarterback quarterback quarter quarter- back in the coming football game f Mr M M- M Yes Ill I'll bet you'll wish k you had your quarter back Speaking of pointers you should see Charley Becktol explaining a propos proposition it i- i YS t I tion in geometry His movements are areL L most graceful and useful I. I A lady student one morning dropped Q f her lunch basket in front of the Templeton Temple- Temple ton Hotel Only a piece of cake dropped out but she nevertheless felt quite flat One of the lady participants in Geological Geological Geo Geo- logical excursion as Mr Jacobson comes rolling down the hill Well that's the only interesting thing that has occurred yet First Girl Have you seen Mr White Second Girl Which Mr White First Girl Why the black Mr White of course One of the members of the Zoology y class in trying to obtain a live wasp for analysis was severely stung The young f lady now declares that she doesn't like the study of zoology of fd yr i I Why did didD D H H- H know nothing of the mud deposits seen by the Geology class on its latest trip Also why did didI L LP L- P P- P blush when the instructor was questioning the gentleman The instructor in elocution had asked for criticisms on the gestures of certain class members One young gentleman arose and said Why that gesture reminds me of a woman shooing flies Foot-ball Foot Foot ball The season has begun Join the Athletic Association Association Association tion and see the games free of charge Joseph Cannon is treasurer and willbe will willbe willbe be glad to make out your membership ca cards On Tuesday last Dr Talmage took up the hour during which the Geology class usually recites in exhibit exhibiting ng to the great pleasure and bene benefit t of the students students students stu stu- dents a large number of f stereoscopic views views You should see in ex-Editor-in-Chief Bennion when he meets one of the CHRONICLE staff He becomes perfectly wild and unmanageable How unkind for redeemed souls to crow crow over those who still remain in purgatory The goodness and generosity of Prof Whiteley in is giving up his room to its use is fully appreciated by bythe the CHRONICLE The staff one and all sincerely thank the kind hearted ed gentleman for his unsolicited unsolicited unsolicited un un- solicited aid Critical student cast your eye upon those sidetracks branching to left and right from Culmer's beautiful bushy hair And notwithstanding these signs almost invariably conclusive he disclaims all connection with foot-ball foot affairs A certain University boy being told to kill a rooster for dinner went out with obedient intent and returned shortly afterwards bearing the lifeless body of one of his fathers father's finest hens And to think that he is a member of our zoology class classi I i 0 d The following question was ask asked d of of ofa a former pretty lady student by her little little lit lit- tl tle sister Do you like to have the sun smile on Well J J- J answered with a off far-off look in her eyes its according according according ac ac- cording to whose son it is Text-book Text Our constitutions have never been enfeebled ed by the luxuries and vices of the old world Student translates it luxuries and vices of the other world Nobody contradicts contradicts contradicts con con- the statement While standing at the head of the stairs in iri the west building the other day Prof Stewart dropped his hat which went bum bump pity down the stairs It is unnecessary to say the Professor did not follow its example A certain lady Miss R R- R who is taking taking taking tak tak- ing Tr Training l ning was taking her group fora for fora a practical geological lesson Her pupils are of an upper grade and are pretty large A young youn man seeing the group remarked I I wonder which is the teacher Mr A A- A to managing-editor managing I I felt like a fool When I was ridi riding g your wheel but that's no insinuation After a lapse of five minutes the managing editor sees the point There Ther is a grand charge but Mr A. A has gone early to avoid the rush The S Salt lt Lake County teachers met at atthe atthe atthe the University on Saturday October 10 Professor Whiting gave an interesting talk on science and presented several z zoological specimens Professor Augsburg Augsburg Augsburg burg then gave a short address on drawing drawing drawing draw draw- ing in his usual spicy manner The CHRONICLE sends best wishes and hopes for a speedy recovery to Andrew Larson Mr Larson is lying sick of typhoid fever at the Holy Cross hospital He was a member of the football team last year is president of the D Delta Phi this an and at all times one one of our foremost st students dent r 11 i The zeal of the cla class s in zoology is remarkable le Last wee week spider hunting was wa all the rage This study seems tobe to tobe tobe be an excellent remedy for timidity judging from the way ay the you young g ladies swoop down upon wicked-looking wicked spiders spid spid- ers and spear them with hairpins hat hat- pins and other weapons just as dangerous danger danger- ous to the masculine mind We wonder if the absence of lady students students students stu stu- dents from Professor Cummings' Cummings classes is caused by that gentleman's recent marriage We do not blame them but at the same time we extend hearty congratulations congratulations congratulations con con- to the Professor It is not strictly according to etiquette but we also con congratulate his wife Every student student student stu stu- dent in the University has a soft spot in his heart for the member of the executive executive executive ex ex- committee Student Student Student-in in geometry What geometry What is an angle Prof Allen One Allen One that is contained within another that another that is that is one em em- braced L Later ter on the campus Gentleman member member- Well member Well Mi Miss s X X do you understand what an d dangle angle is Miss X X-N X X-No-o-o X o No-o-o 0 hardly ardly I feel that it needs a practical de demonstration o Cur Cur- tain The geology cla class s has made several trips to the hills in search of oJ ever desirable desirable desirable de de- knowledge One young lady w was s heard saying Oh dear I wonder how many more pebbles I r have than when we started A certain gentleman gentle gentle- man whose given name bears wonderful resemblance to that of a Biblical character character character char char- acter whose father presented him with witha a coat of many colors gives promise of great success in the world of politics judging by the adroitness he used to ingratiate himself with t two vo pretty girls by promising the same saIe valuable specimens specimens me mens mens s to both Oh ye yes tl those s trips are very prof profitable alle op ones s. s S McGhie McKay and Webber committee of the constitute the bu business iness CHRONICLE They will rec receive ive your subscriptions sub sub- and be glad to do so We desire that every student subscribe You cannot imagine what aid your individual dollar is towards paying printers' printers bills T f A Second foot-ball foot team has been organized organized ort or or- t under the temporary captaincy of Mr Joe Moss The boys have not 19 yet been initiated into the intricacies of th the game but the prospect is bright for foran foran forr r an excellent team The men and positions positions positions as now arranged are Centre Rampton left guard Mosier right guard Caldwell left tackle Smith right tackle Telford left end Jones right t half back Tripp left half half- half back back C. C W. W Brown right end Evans full back Joe Moss quarter back Stringer The CHRONICLE has always appreciated i the interest taken in the college paper by the members of the Faculty They have indeed encouraged both in a literary and financial way the keeping up of the paper With such an example before i F them why cannot the students follow it Why do they not write for it at least leasta a subscribe The staff will welcome all b meritorious articles the business committee committee committee com com- will give all subscribers a cordial reception Come students be fully awake to the importance imp of a college pap paper r and give it your assistance Y Y The other day in Chemistry Professor sor Kingsbury asked for a certain rule One by one the members of the class were called upon and the same answer I I dont don't know was received from each Finally Mr Culmer's turn came came He 1 ti arose and repeated the rule correctly from beginning to end The other students students students stu stu- dents felt belittled by his superior knowledge knowledge know know know- knowledge ledge but they were ignorant of the fact z that pasted upon upon the wall was that very rule written in full It may ay be said however however in M Mr C Cs C's favor that be he ha has cultivated h his powers powers-of powers of observation observation- ry ti J. n j f h It is peculiar this peculiar this masculine vanity j We saw an interesting illustration not long ago Two young ladies sitting in inthe inthe inthe the hall caught sight of a certain young gentleman coming out of the library By a series of significant laughs and coughs they quickly attracted his attention attention attention atten atten- tion whereupon he immediately began to brush the specks of dust from his his clothes dusted his shoes arranged his tie made a few wild efforts to straighten his tangled locks etc etc But it was all to no purpose as the girls fled and he was left well left well that's enough enough left |