| Show r- r 6 v c O local Department e en n Miss Maisey l Young paid us a visit last Friday Friday Fri Fri- day afternoon I w Prof Whiting went Avent to St. St Johns Tooele county last week to deliver a lecture I v vA f A newspaper printed in Japanese is one of r the latest additions to the museum Mr G. G R. R Yearsley is the donor f x fA A visitor of the museum looking at a fine specimen of pyrites observed Must have been a rich gold mine this came from The aspiring members of the Rhetoric Class looked somewhat crestfallen after the comments comments comments com com- ments on their work by Professor Marshall Jimmie Moss wishes to inform his gentle readers that since his departure from the chemical laboratory he has retired to private life and does nothing but recite IN GEOMETRY EXAMINATIONS EXAl an equilateral triangle Whose angles are equal you see But why it is so though I once used to know Twill never come back to me Mr Frank Smith a resident of California was one of our visitors last week After looking looking looking look look- ing through the museum Mr Smith took from his pocket a rich and rare of argentite argent- argent ite which he had carried for a long time and added it to our collection A black dog of an intellectual turn of mind visited the History Class and was made to feel quite at home by a friendly pat from Professor Professor Professor Pro Pro- fessor Whiting but woe to the poor beast when as he was Avas meandering around in the hall Mr Swenson spied his curly form A howl a bang and then alas poor alas poor dog dog he he wasn't in it The Normal society met last Friday and contrary contrary contrary con con- to expectation everything was Avas peaceful Oil had been poured on the troubled waters i n nd all moved along like a railroad train goi got 1 i i down grade on a greased track The committee commit commit- tee appointed to consider a new neAv constitution 1 submitted their report The following officers were elected for the next term President G. G W. W Decker vice president Laura Foster secretary secretary secretary sec sec- Olivia Van Cott Cotto A copy of the Annual Report of the Inspector Inspector Inspector In In- General to the Secretary of War Var has has just been received at the Library and may be found on our tables The document is a very voluminous one covering in print nearly pages The report is exhaustive and deals not only in the general affairs of the army but butin but butr butrin butin in the details connected with Avith each regiment and company in the service service service-in in fact information information informs tion in regard to everything down to the bill of fare the habits and the clothing of the soldiers soldiers soldiers sol sol- diers of each company even to the average of pairs of shoes per man is carefully arranged under proper headings Appended to the work is a brief review of military education in England and in other European nations A portion of the work is devoted to the th-e subject of military sciences Major Bacons Bacon's report of his inspection here at the University last spring is to be found on page It speaks in commendable terms of our battalion and of Lieutenant Wright as a master drill-master and after comparing it with Avith some of the reports made of other similar institutions we think the University University University Uni Uni- of Utah has reason to feel flattered The editor of TIlE THE CHRONICLE was Avas sitting in his sanctum last Monday trying to solve the problem how to induce subscribers to pay t up when suddenly the door opened We Ve looked looked up and recognized one of the participants participants participants pants in the recent debate between the Delta Phi and Zeta Gamma With a copy of the last issue of THE TIlE CHRONICLE in his hand and fire in his eye he approached and glaring at us usall usall usall all the while began to execute a war Avar dance around us regardless of the damage inflicted on our new neAv Brussels carpet I Where can I find the man who wrote those articles about that debate he demanded This paper says Young carried off the honors Great Jumping Jumping Jumping Jump Jump- ing Jupiter I would like to know what was Avas the matter with that speech of mine I want Avant you to understand sir that I 1 practiced on that speech for two weeks I say it was Avas a way up Jim Dandy speech and I can lick the man who says it By the beard of A Aber er I WILL VILL lick the man man who says it i wasn't 1 We Ve suddenly began to be inclined to agree agree with him but to his disappointment in informed informed informed formed him that the man who wrote the article wasn't in He retired informing us that the proper correction would have to be made or we should hear from him again But This is what we we ha e t And so it goes get for trying to edit a paper and please every every- one one ne We would like to be everybody's friend but it seems impossible Probably some student student student stu stu- dent who regards TilE THE CHRONICLE as a howitzer howitzer howitzer how how- in which he is part owner has contributed some deadly ammunition to be fired at one of his of-his his arch enemies He scrutinizes scrutinizes scrutinizes our columns Monday morning and misses his article Then nothing will do but that he must must pour out his wrath our heads Again in probably trying to hold some ones one's faults up to his to-his his gaze we take aim at him and fire Immediately ten or a dozen different individuals all think they have been hit and then some one must incur their dis dis- pleasure But we dont don't want our office stormed any more We e are dangerous if provoked provoked provoked pro pro- too much We give notice that we are going to issue the paper promptly every Monday Monday Monday Mon Mon- day morning even if we have to call out the entire University Battalion to stand guard while we do the work ij d |
