Show i A iJ Communications Cat i i. i e Y f. The following communication has been handed in by hy a young lady Editor CHRONICLE D Dear Dear ar Sir In your issue of January I noticed that a your young lady wishes an article on Successful and Rapid Growth of a Mustache I In thinking over this young ladys lady's desire one is almost left in doubt as to whether the young lady wants a mustache or not if she does does she want it grown on her own face fact or is she on the lookout for a mate and want his mustache pressed in close communion with her lips that she might enjoy the electric touch of her much-longed-for much late-delayed late paradise If this is the case why was the young young- lady so negligent in letting the leap year slip o so nimbly nimbly nimbly nim nim- bly by without an attempt to catch young Hymen by means f Cupids Cupid's darts But ah perhaps she tried and and Or was she somewhat timid lest she would not appear quite so young as by her strange request she would have the public believe But queer things do happen and not least among them are the methods some persons take of attracting attention Just think of a ayoung young g lady wanting to be able to grow a mustache mustache mustache mus mus- tache Perchance she fhe is out of means and thinks that had she a mustache she might exhibit exhibit exhibit ex ex- hibit herself in inV V Wonderland at any rate as she pissed passed through the street her vanity would be fed and she perhaps for the time being would be as happy as the he big sunflower that bends and blows in the breezes Respectfully ELLA Mr Nelson says that perhaps he will contribute the article called for by the young lady spoken of in the above |