Show The Field Day committee invaded our sanctum last Thursday The object was to appoint sub-committees sub and to outline a Everything was discussed from sewing bees to higher physics Several Several Several Sev Sev- eral propositions were were made and wisely discussed and inc incidentally dentally the Field Day business was touch touched d upon The proposition proposition proposition to tb make a tour of bf inspection of Saltair beach on Saturday would have passed had not Miss Van Vall predicted rain on that day However the committee tee proceeded to discuss other dates but it was soon found that they were all ail unlucky unlucky unlucky un un- lucky dates so Saturday was decided upon in spite of the rain which of course course is sure to come Most of the committee sat quietly by while Swenson Hills Misses Van and Hyde did all the talking And what wiseacres they th y are to be sure What wn wonder er they inspire s such ch respect among F j J r fJ Rr th their l ir c colleagues H How How exceedingly f fortunate fortunate for for- r r t nate that they could ui l' l fuU fully fully instruct the th r co committee on all the important matters pertaining to to toun un unlucky dates dates' ates and r rainy iny 1 days i We vVe never knew until to-day to why it was all aU the business pertaining to the Field Day club came to be transacted so expeditiously and thoroughly I but now all aJl allI allis I is explained With such committees as these whose members know as as' as much about the occult quality of things as the J old Gypsy harridan that ever eer crossed the hand of a confiding maiden how could it go otherwise than smoothly I Yet we know people who dont don't at all appreciate appreciate ap- ap predate these paragons of excellence and who even think they could do better themselves What absurd presumption Call again ladies and gentlemen we shall be gla glad d' d to see see you |