Show 1 PHE KOME NITS JUTS BUD AND D INGS I- I f 9 Who broke the library window Who fell down stairs last week Hip Hip Hurrah No classes today Who put the napkin into the CHRONICLE CHRONI CHRONI- CLE Box Is a fellow a man because he wears whiskers Chapel exercises conducted by Prof Marshall this week Mr Alfred Pritchard was seen at the University on Friday Who will explain what was meant bythe by bythe by bythe the paper about the Ver Mr Meyers and Mr Lacon of Salt Lake City visited the museum Thursday Mr Harry N. N Tolles of this city has taken up the mining course this year Boys if you want a photograph to send to your best girl go to C. C R. R Savage Girls If you want one to send home go there too Miss Minnie Noble a student at the University last ast year is teaching at Murray i Miss Edna Hyde and Miss Gillett of 93 were at the Training Dep Department Wednesday Who can tell us a good plan by which we can catch a car oftener than once in thirteen times volumes of State Documents have been received at the library from the it Utah L Library Some of our University graduates are taking a course in Theology at the B. B Y A. A Provo Prove Has anyone seen the carpet that we weare weare weare are going to have in the CHRONICLE sanctum We have not The Associate Editor jumped on her chair And gathering her skirts like a hamper Shrieked in in a voice that would raise a mans man's hair II A mouse round the sanctum doth scamper Mr and Mrs Mitchell of New York and Mr Miner of Salt Lake City were visitors on Tuesday of last week Wrights Wright's surveying class have surveyed and plotted the block on which the Washington School is situated According to Smith the center of gravity is composed of matter This knocks the dualistic theory in the head The Faculty has issued neatly printed cards containing II The Rules of the University Every student should read them Isn't it it too bad that the stairs stair are not nota a few feet wider so one could go up and down without falling over a crowd of girls Some one has hinted that Roylance will be back with us soon This is such good news that we can hardly realize it Mr N is back from the Worlds World's Fair We were interested in listening to his account of the wonderful wonder wonder- ful things he saw Mr J. J H. H Saxman Salt Lake City has presented the museum with a splendid splendid splendid did piece of geode containing quartz and calcite crystals IN a lecture on the king fisher an instructor describes i it t as a bird of a greenish bluish grayish purple with a slaty head Hello young man Dont Don't think because because because be be- cause she lets you wash her test tubes and other chemical apparatus that you are her little white white-h white haired boy ired-boy for you will find the other fellow wai waiting ting to see her home after class hours are are- over In a paper on coral a certain bright person in the University mentions the astounding fact that the polyps are immensely small creatures Have you seen how very cozy Robinson Robin Robin- son Brothers look in their new sore on West First South Street If you have not do so The They are prepared to give you fits The students in Political Economy had quite a live lively y discussion last week over the Tariff Question Champions on both sides argued very ably in defense of their convictions At a late hour yesterday a petition was circulated asking the Faculty y for a holiday It was promptly acted upon by that honorable body and in consequence consequence consequence conse conse- quence we have no recitations today They tell us the girls are lamenting the fact that they are not steam radiators radia radia- tors The reason is we surmise that N Nelson elso has had a cold and has been hug hugging ing the radiators the past week Prof Pro Montgomery and Charles Chrismon Chrismon Chrismon Chris- Chris mon made a trip to Parleys Parley's Canyon Canon in search of specimens for the Mining De De- They discovered a gypsum mine and a rattlesnake neither of which they were able to bring home Quite a number of last years year's students were visiting at the University Among them were Ida Rush Hannah Allen 9 93 Ezra Foss and Guy Robinson They all expressed themselves as sorry that they could not be back with us this year Prof Montgomery has recently re received received received re- re from Monsieur Ferdinand Buisson Buisson Buisson Buis- Buis son of Paris France a work of two volumes upon Life and Labors of Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebas Sebas- tian Castellion who lived in the sixteenth cen century tury M. M Buisson the theauthor theauthor theauthor author visited Prof Montgomery last Jast summer These books which are written written written writ writ- ten in French will be placed in the library for the use of the students It is to be hoped that when the new University buildings are b being ing erected provision will be made in the way of nooks and corners where couples may betake themselves and spend the vacant periods quietly and unmolested Last Saturday Professor Whitings Whiting's advanced botany class consisting of l Hooper McGhie and Reynolds accompanied by Professor Andrews of s the High School and Mr J. J E. E Moss t a last years year's graduate of the University went on a botanical trip to the top of Black Peak a distance of about seven and one-half one miles The party equipped equip v ped with large botanical cases and ample lunches left the city at 9 30 a. a am a.m. m. m and after a hard climb had the pleasure of eating their sandwiches at 2 30 p. p pm p.m. m. m on the highest point of the mountain i After filling the cases with specimens of j pines cones mountain mahogany and mosses and enjoying for half an hour the beautiful scenery afforded by the t k Wasatch Range and the Great eat Salt Lake All hands turned to the exhilarating exhilarating exhilarating ting sport sport of rolling rocks down do the mountain side The sport by the way s iv was strictly in the way of science for ita it a sr was estimated that a boulder weighing I two and one-half one tons and requiring two professors four students and two men to start struck a ledge one mile i below with a momentum of sufficient i Y y b J energy to hold at bay a band of Indians or the University Y YR Battalion The party R its left the mountain at 4 pm p.m. and arrived home with only a few minor accidents at 7 30 p. p pm p.m. m. m The class is now engaged in making examinations and chemical analysis of the specimens obtained I oft get getsick sick he murmured i h But t the e doctor says a cold Or a touch of indigestion And the simple storys story's told But some day when I Ive I've ve struggled b To the r ranks of wealth or of fame rJ j I will revel in an illness i With a stunning latin name Ex t Registrar Allen has been re-nominate re o on on the Democratic ticket for County Superintendent of Schools Without reference to politics we hope that Prof Allen will be elected Protection vs Free Trade is being ably discussed by Prof Whitings Whiting's class in Political Economy Some very heated discussions are brought out each day by zealous students on both sides |