Show HE is the grave man of the coll college ge He has been here three years and no noone noone noone one has ever yet seen the face behind that mask of grave conceit He has a taste for Greek Hebrew and Sanskrit and his favorite science is paleontology His pockets are always bulging with a heterogeneous collection of fossil shells pieces 0 of f petrified wood and scrapbooks scrapbooks scrapbooks scrap- scrap books containing quotations from the musty lore which is his delight He sneers at politics and modern literature and talks wisely of the dignity of schol schol- My western training has made me very indulgent to all kinds of human uman but I would give a whole months month's allowance to see that asinine gravity once disturbed but I believe it itis itis itis is impregnable the stolidity of a Colorado Colorado Colorado Col Col- orado burro is nothing to it The other day I spied this dictionary of antiquities ties strolling along the East Temple walk He was alone of course doubtless dreaming of some cherished relic of the cave The sheen of the morning morning morning morn morn- ing sun was on the maples springs spring's breath was in the air but it was all one oneto oneto oneto to him he never condescends to think of anything s so place common-place as trees unless they are fossilized and can be chi chipped in pieces pieces' and carried in the pocket or mo mounted to be examined under a lens Two newsboys had been eying him for some time from opposite sides of the walk presently they began to make I signs to each other and then one of them approached him The gamin insinuated insinuated insinuated in in- himself almost beneath the tails of the grave mans man's coat and then began to shout News mister All about the in industrial industrial industrial in- in army the army the biggest yet yet yet-Coxey's Coxey's aint in it He stalked on never moving moving moving ing a muscle and the boy stayed with him for half a block Then the other newsboy ran up and grabbed the first boy by the arm and said in strong disgust disgust dis- dis II gust II Say yer chum chump p that's one o 0 them Un University i versi ty blokes He dont don't know bout cant can't yer never Y turn tumble ble The grave man was just turning the jJ corner and had not so much as turned i i his head The two newsboys went over overby 3 by the curb and kicked each other t tI I dont don't wear my blue suit any more and now I I would cross the street to a avoid a- a a- a 4 f void a newsboy J JOne i II One o 0 them blokes Heavens I Iwonder l rK 11 1 1 wonder if I have any of his marks ear f T. T II 4 |