| Show iY P HOME JYlE HITS aITS AND HAPPENINGS e- e ff Where is the University Football Club Where is the University Association Where is the student who has not subscribed subscribed subscribed sub sub- scribed for the CHRONICLE Chapel exercises are to be conducted by Prof Whiting this week Where will we be when the University is removed to the Military Reservation Nearly every college in the United States has a Dramatic Society Why have we not one Chris Diehl and Al AI Katz were at the University several times last week Always Always Always Al Al- ways glad to see you boys How do you like our front page If you dont like it suggest a better There is a box in the main hall for that pur pur- pose Where will the student be who spends a couple of hours in the laboratory every afternoon mending tubes test-tubes when exams exam's come corne We want the items in this department to be new and fresh i. That they were not so last week was not our fault Blame the printers Chancellor Harkness accompanied by Miss Harkness Miss Ora Harkness Miss Marie Alf and Miss Daft paid the University a visit on Monday of last week OHara O'Hara Hello Casey Where're goin Casey goin to the to th mon off fur a OHara O'Hara are are and d' d think make it stick oj 1 We call attention to the advertisement of Scarff the druggist Every lOr purchase purchase purchase pur pur- chase gives you a chance to help send sendy y your ur favorite lady teacher to the Midwinter Midwinter Midwinter Mid Mid- winter Fair y IJ IJA A certain Eastern Patent Medicine j Company advertises their production as asa asa a sure cure for that tired feeling It might be well if the fellow who goes to sl sleep ep in Geometry Class would give it a f trial Y I It will no doubt be of in interest terest to the students to know that Mrs Gronlund who keeps the little store on the corner 1 serves hot coffee at noon every day J This is a big improvement to cold luncheons For the benefit of debating r we give the following necessary points There must be at least two conditions conditions conditions condi condi- fulfilled before there can be a de de- bate There must be a subject for de debate debate debate de- de bate bate- and persons to debate it The Normal Society would do well to observe this It is a safe plan when you are talking to children to say always just what you mean This fact was Vas was well illustrated illustrated illustrated illus illus- at the training school the other day when Miss gave a plum s and told her to paint a plum Turning to the child in a moment after she found it in the act of applying the third coat J of paint to the plum The white deposit which covers the shore of Garfield each Beach and the neighboring neighboring neighboring neigh neigh- boring shore of Great Salt Lake is not as has been supposed true sand but is isa i ia a deposit of particles each consisting of a of matter often too i ismall small to be seen with the unaided eye covered by a crystalline calcite This will probably seem strange to many b bit but it is a fact which Professor Montgomery has discovered and communicated to Science a New York weekly magazine of recent date j J o 1 0 An has been extended to the Normal students to t attend the County Teachers' Teachers Institute held every second Saturday at 10 1030 30 in the University l building The should take advantage of this opportunity It will certainly be a great benefit to those who intend to teach Teacher to be Johnny after the blue was dissolved in water what did we call it johnny Thorax Teacher No Can an you tell me me what we called it Charley Charley Fizzes Come come students We want your subscriptions Fred Lyon The worlds world's coming to toan toan toan an end soon sure Charlie Lamb Why so Fred Lyon Well another prophecy I will be fulfilled tonight My sister L Gladys is going over to sleep with your sister Francis Charlie Lamb By jingo that willbe will willbe willbe be a Lyon lion and a Lamb lying down together Mr N the janitor has gone to Chicago to the Worlds World's Fair In giving an account of his trip to the Worlds World's Fair before a University Society Society So So- the other evening a student describes describes describes de de- scribes the first railway engine made as asvery asvery asvery very like a sorghum engine Can you imagine what it looked like We can cannot cannot cannot not never having seen one it is impossible impossible sible for forus us to describe it The staff of the UNIVERSITY CHRONICLE offers as IS a prize in cash and one years year's subscription to the CHRONICLE for forthe forthe forthe the best design of a title-page title for the CHRONICLE Size of page 7 7 x 11 inches Conditions 1 Competition open to University students only 2 A cut of the University building must be incorporated incorporated incorporated in the design 3 B. Designs must be placed in CHRONICLE box in the hall not later than November 15 1893 4 The right to reject any or all designs is reserved This should awaken an interest interest interest inter inter- est among the students and we hope they will not be backward about showing their ability r r rA A hint was dropped by one of the students o of the collegiate department by way of a to Prof Prof- Prof Would Prof Would it not be better said he to dismiss the class so that the students could reach their other classes on time than to take up so much time expanding on the virtue of being on time This is a good suggestion suggestion suggestion sug sug- indeed for when classes are kept over the period it not only puts the students who were on time to an inconvenience inconvenience inconvenience incon incon- but it disturbs the other professors professors professors pro pro- and their classes |
