Show The First Class of the Day r J- J fi You must wake and call me early call me early mother y yd d dear Tomorrow I must be on time for once in this school a II y year j The hardest of all my classes is that at half past eight I must be on the minute mother or else Im I'm counted late late- J J a athan Theres There's many a grind in college but none are worse r I than mine I Theres There's Drill and Physical Culture they Culture they used to come at nine But theres there's none so real provoking at the U of U today v vAs As the class at thirty eight thirty mother mother I care not what they say 1 As I hurry to class each morning only a minute late I meet with many a student who's mourning the selfsame selfsame self sel- self self- same fate For hed he'd overslept dear mother Nothing strange you say Well he went without breakfast he tells me till tilt 5 p. p m that day There are those among us mother who stay out now and then But the ever punctual professors demand excuses like men Who had never been students mother and stayed up very late Getting the terrible lesson that is due at half past eight If Im I'm on the faculty mother when I am through with my course Ill I'll not compel the student to get out his Greek with a a horse But Ill I'll set the classes dear mother Ill I'll surely do doit it it then So the students can get their breakfast and be on time at atten at ten R R. i |