| Show NOME NITS IJ i TWO PROFESSIONS HE You never can object to my arm round your waist The reason you'll readily guess Im I'm an editor dear and always insist On the liberties of the press SHE Im I'm a ministers minister's daughter believing in in text And I think all newspapers bad And I would have you remove your arm were it t not You are making a r waist place glad Who is the symphony in cream color And still Mr Vernons Vernon's whiskers rs grow i Miss Annie Ryan has withdrawn from the U University ty Who would believe that Borquist has turned a II Patrick Henry Hon John T. T Caine paid the University University University Uni Uni- a vis visit it last week Andrew Larsen was called home last Friday owing to the death of his father Carl Roberts recently underwent a surgical operation and had a toe taken off French II will soon complete Corneille's Corneille's Corneille's Cor- Cor neille's Le Cid and will then take up his Allie Kneass an student ex-student was a visitor last week He has lately returned from Chicago Prof Orvis Ring State Superintendent Superintend Superintend- ent of Public Institutions of Nevada visited us last Tuesday Miss Laura Hyde gave a small party last Thursday evening in honor honorof of Miss Luna Thatcher of Logan Loga n. n If the University should blow up the solution of the mystery would be found in the development of linguistic gas during the recitation of the Advanced Physics Class e. e j jL L Prof Montgomery gave a very interesting interesting inter inter- 1 esting lecture at the Church University last Friday evening His subject was Y II Rocks II E E R. R Willims of CHRONICLE local y fame ame is is on the he sick list and his genial x pres presence presence nce was missed by the students all I last ast wee week k R. R L L. McGhie l 95 has been confined i t tto to his bed for the past three or four S weeks but at last reports he was was was' somewhat somewhat somewhat some some- what better Miss Clark says sh she has lately found t something to satisfy a long longing ng which she has always had and that something is a corn meal J 4 There is IS little or no prospect of a union of the College and the University during the present session of the Legislature Legis Legis- lature qt Among our visitors last week were 9 j Miss Houtz Miss Cumorah Smith i Frank Groesbeck Winslow Ferrin of Ogden and Sarah Gillett a aNo No wonder the maps handed in In by bythe bythe the Geology class were not all aJl good Only a few members had the privilege 1 f of copying Mr The boys say that every time Lee t crosses the hall he gets hugged by y some of the girls Poor boys boys' t I Why dont don't you all get in with the girls Prof Whiting has ha's succeeded in organizing organizing organizing organ organ- J izing his Association of which Dr Park was elected President t J Jand and Prof Whiting Secretary S Spring ring is approaching and with it comes that dreaded disease spring fever which has already begun to manifest itself itsell upon some students The following is taken from Punches mental philosophy What is mind No matter What is matter Never mind What is the nature of the soul It is immaterial 4 t. t 1 J I 1 It is really wonderful the brains our have possess some of them discovered that potassium hydroxide is isa a sure cure for bruises For furth further r information call on J. J B. B J. J Stewart Our training teachers seem to be almost discouraged after their first weeks week's experience ence Many of them have concluded concluded concluded con con- that teaching school is not such sucha a snap after all Geology student What should be bethe bethe bethe the temperature of the water to sustain the life of corals Professor They certainly could not live in water above the boiling point I Gibson has a bad attack During holidays he weighed one hundred and eighty pounds his avoirdupois is now He says every time he looks t. t upon the face of Miss W W he looses sixteen ounces in weight Some of our gentlemen students think it very strange that they have I never seen Prof Neal take any girl T out except his mother Doubtless the f Professor is of the opinion that A A At t boys boy's best girl is his mother The Co Wagon Machine Company Company Com Com- f pany are the authors of a very ingenious which they are sending to their custom customers rs It will doubtless prove 1 beneficial to other people also who may read it t. t It refers to extra parts for farm machinery to fill orders for which is the bane of an implement mans man's mans 1 life It must be seen to be appreciated so we advise all to send for one It may be consoling to poor spellers to kr ow that even our Professors make mistakes es some times time does not spell crisis according to Webster The new class in General Genera 1 Chemistry seems to have entered into the real spirit of the subject their experiments with hydrogen resulted in five explosions There was received at the library last week a finely bound volume of watercolor watercolor watercolor water- water color plates illustrating the uniforms worn by the officers and privates of the United States Army since its tion It was sent to the librarian by bythe bythe bythe the Quarter-Master Quarter General of oJ the United States Army at Washington and is quite an addition to our library to 40 |
