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Show " " t Inter -Mountain Editorial Hilites mmmm wamam nwapiMiwawnnM Selected for Western Newspaper Union Service by It. A. C. and C. I). W. I C J If n lot of us could use less long division di-vision nnd more long vision wo wpuld have fewer troubles. Ilalley (Idao) N'uws-Mlncr, It'ri so quiet now Mint an Emmett man has bought two cots ami put them In his store, so his clerks can sleep. Emmott (Idaho) Examiner. Don't bo a knocker, nido your little lit-tle hnmmcr nnd try to sponk well of others no matter how small you really know youself to bo. Ephrrilm (Utoli) Enterprise. Governor General Harding ha3 asked ask-ed for a general divorce law to clear up troubles "in tho canal zone. Why conflno it to the Panama region? Prlco (Utah) Nows-Advocatc. Tho ladles of Cascade ihnvc started a dress-form clnss. Wonder If they will wear their old. forms or their new ones when they- cdme up to visit us next summer. McCull (Idaho) Star. Nobody knows, or ever will know, how muck tho world wnr cost, but tho latest estlmato $318,000,000,000 will servo as a reminder of Its fearful wiMto and folly. Goldflcld (Nev.) Tribune. Tri-bune. It Is snld a divorce was never sought by a couple who habitually called each other "Daddy" and "Mother," nnd that the womnn who Is good looking) has tho best chance to get u man, but tho woman who does good cooking luis the best chnnco of keeping one. Gunnison (Utah) News. A Mllwaukco astrologer says tho world will bo flooded with twins, triplets nnd Ijumlruplejs d,0ijp.R tIo nexl six year5. Thfs Is a YarfiiTig lo a j:ertQln forest official of this section. Wlieii he moved to McCall twins enmo. Now ho is- moving to Suit Lake. Emmett (Idaho) Index. An spring npproaches, the good housewife Is golhg to mobilize for hoiibc-cleaulng, and put each piece of furniture- whero something elso was, so a fellow can never 11ml anything. During thnt period we never write any poems about homo sweet home. Urlg-hnm Urlg-hnm City (Utah) Journal. This present congress might well he termed tho "Iconoclastic Congress," for It has done scarcely anything but tear down. Its entire activities have been given up to worthless Investigations and criticism of men who have worked heart and soul In the Interest of tho nation. Ely (Nov.) TL- los. The report Is persistently Circulated Circulat-ed around Hurley that there Is a concerted con-certed movement to elect n woman mayor of Hurley for the coming term. A number of ladles have been named ns possible candidates, but nil deny tho charge. Women for city "ounetl nre being freely mentioned. Ililrley (Idaho) Bulletin. ; Ancnt the cigarette bill, we heard a man In IMchfleld recently ndvocntlng that the legislature should meet only onco In twenty years, and then meet only every other time. Such Polshe-vlkl Polshe-vlkl doctrine Is dnngerous. Pray what would happen If the legislators organized organ-ized and went on strike Ho quiet mnnl-Utnh Farmer. The Pocatello Chamber of Commerce Is In sympathy with a move to create a now state on., of tho northern section sec-tion of Idaho under the name of "Lincoln." It will no doubt he dono now thnt Pocatello so desires It. Wonder Won-der If they would favor this move If Pocatello was tho capital of Idaho Instead In-stead of Uolso. Soda Springs (Idaho) OlUoftaln. Tho complaint of soveral colleges for physicians that prohibition hns reduced tho number of unidentified drunks found dead In alleys and parks In vnrlous parts of the country nnd has, thereby, ennsed a dearth of human hu-man bodies for Inborntory dissection Is rather a ghoulish commentary on the efficiency of the eighteenth nnicnd-ment. nnicnd-ment. Bolso (Jldnho) Statesman. A hill hnB been Introduced In tho stnto legislature to allow tho lieutenant governor tho samo rate of compensation compensa-tion ns tho governor when ho Is requlr ed to perform tho duties of tho governor. gover-nor. It Is n sane provision. Aside from that tho executive understudy should be more fully In contact and co-operntlon with tho governor. There should bo inoro of tho spirit of team work In nil states that Is to bo part and pnrcol of tho natlonnl administration administra-tion after next month. Pocatello .(Idaho) Tribune. "Tn do at Homo the Year Hound" Is pretty good slognn to lie to. If tho velfare of the home town Is to ho promoted pro-moted nnd eonsocvod. The prosperity of a town ta known by the prosperity of Its business houses.--Virginia City (Nov.) Chronlslo. A smnll-slzed Austrian who has re-Hided re-Hided In this country 120 years and can't yet sound tho letter "g ' observes that, "What we need In this country Is a kink." Such freaks should bo promptly deported to their own co'in-Hv. co'in-Hv. Muipniolh tUuili) Ueortl |