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Show The Earwig. Tho KsrwlK eat down on s broad let- tnco leaf; phlloaopbper gruvo waa bo, Aud tho point that bo pondered and pondered with grief Waa Tbo Thing That Ought Never to lie. "Oh, 1 oim't andorataod the ways of the world," Wna tbo noul of hi constant com phiiul ; 'For what ia (hn uue of a brush to h Fox, When ho'a never Leeu tauRht bow to paint? And what it thn touio of a pen for a PIP, Whou hooan't write aline, Ideolare? And what la Ibo good of a corab to a Cook, When bo never baa grown any balr? And why nhould the Stairs have afoot nod no leg? (I really can't get over (hat.) And why don't The Thing That Come Undor Ono llond In oold wnathor put on a hat? Why ia it that Uriokot will nevor play ))all? Aud tho Qraaahopper don't brow bia Hops? Aud why doea tho Ax never aak to have bread Or potatuea along with ita Ohopa? Why doeaut' the Dog aall the aea in bia Hark? Or tho Kangaroo publish her Tall? I And If alio can never put on bur new j Kida, i What do they tho poor Clout avail? Why dooan't the Floh woigh tblnga with her acalea? Or tho Bun build a houao with its beam? Aud why doea the Door never cot up ita jamb? Bo wasteful to keep it, it acenu. And why doea the Turkoy tlmt'a dead novor emtio When n Merry Thounht'n still In Ita breaat? And why " lie etoppod abort. He'd beon aelzed by a ben. And nobody o'er heard tho rest. Now Idea Winan'a Magazine, tlcxnmetliylunctctramlnc. Tho nbovn ia tho uamo of the German Ger-man ohomlmil thloh la one of the many vnluablu lugrodlpnti of Foley'a Kidney Remedy. IIoaxmothylouotQ trumluo la roooanl.ed by uiodloal text baokn nud nutborltloa ua a urlo acid aolvcut und untlaoptia for tho iirluo, Tuko Foloy'a Klduoy Remedy na aoon au you notion any irregularities, nud avoid u Berloua malady. Pnlnao Drug fltoro nud John T, Mltoholl, Parownu. |