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Show '"VISION" SPRINGS NEW ONE Fair Agent Puts Clerks to Rout by Introducing Book In Unlqua ' Up-to-Date Manner. ' It waB a quiet aprlngtlmo morning . and the clerks In the big Importing of- fice were languidly pushing their pens ; DTer the ledgers aad dreaming of feaaeball and fishing. 8uddonly the screen door opened and a vision drift- ( td In like a June xephyr. "Gentlemen," exclaimed the vision, m ahe lifted her automoblto veil, "It is coming! Do preparedl It Is cob-tot" cob-tot" There was a flutter among the pen ftushera. - "What's comlngr demanded one. mA cyclone?" "Earthquake?" asked another. "Halloy's comet turned backr J chimed a third. With a silvery ripple of laughter the vision opened her sultcaso. "No, gentlemen, the 'big stick lo eomlng, and with it Is coming Theodore Theo-dore tho Great Bofore he arrives you - should buy a copy of the greatest ook of the day, ontltled: 'Teddy the Terrlflo; or, 'Dig Sticking In Africa and Big Sticking In Europe.' M But the clerks fled. |